Admiral Theatre
3940 W Lawrence Ave Chicago, IL 60625

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Jolly2425
May 30, 2017, 4:11 PM
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Visited: Sunday After Midnight

Admiral seems to never change too much. They had the hottest ladies that Sunday night. I came for one lady in particular- Diva. She is by far, the hottest of the hottest strippers. If she didn't have excellent d-cups, she still had great curves, great ass, beauty. But she does have excellent d-cups, so that about makes her perfect. Anyway, these four ladies were at the entrance to pay their cover (I think it's $20 for ladies and I know it's $25 for men- at all times). They were debating if they should pay it or not, seemed to think ladies should be free. I might agree, but man- were they holding up the entrance. I went to the john while they debated and they were still there when I came back to pay my cover. They finally paid and I paid.

I was told to wait in a line to be seated by the bouncer. It was a short line and I could see that Diva was already on stage. But the bouncers took forever to seat groups of four. (I asked Diva about that. They expect a tip for the VIP section, but I think the regular floor closer to the stage is better, and they still hold up groups for a little while to seat them together unless they give a tip for VIP.) So the 4 guys in front of the 4 girls took forever to be seated. Then the 4 girls were even worse. By the time they had them seated (with me still waiting behind the velvet rope), Diva was coming off stage. The packed house had provided plenty of dollar bills for Diva and the bouncer collected them and brought them over near where I was standing waiting to be seated. I pointed to Diva when she came over to get it, and she recognized me and said "He's with me." The bouncer finally finally let me in. I had never had such trouble, but it was only really 4 minutes or so.

So Diva sat with me and we caught up on a few things. We did some private time. Admiral, you should figure by now, is not cheap. It is alcohol free, totally nude, $6 for a bottle of water, $75 for 3 songs. But they also have $10 table dances- also nude but limited because they are out there on the floor. I offered to pay for Diva's massage from the lady who goes around- $10 a song for the dancers, more for the guys. And then we went for some private time. A half hour is $250 bucks, Diva chose the last room at the end with a bit of privacy and did not expect or demand a tip for the magnificent mileage of the hottest lady in the joint. I asked her the name of the fun Polish blonde I met last time and she said "Vivian." When we walked out, she found Vivian who sat with me while Diva was onstage. I hadn't even tipped Diva yet because she had to get to the stage. So Vivian and I went stage-side and I watched the dollars start pouring out from others and I slid a $20 bill out there. Diva switched to giving me and Vivian the best showing and I slipped her 2 more $20's as the songs progressed. Someone else wanted her attention and got some $5 bills out. So she gave him a thrill, but when she came offstage, she came back to me. I had done that before- tipped her while onstage to start a tipping war. It's all fun.

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