Returned to the Admiral

I parked on Pulaski near the police station to avoid the "valet" self parking fee of $15, but still paid $25 to enter. Some hope that's just Friday nights, but that is all evenings/nights, and there is a mandatory one drink purchase, and this club is non-alcohol. So many come in already having had their drinks and typically only buy one drink. It's a very nice club with a constant stage show where each lady does 3 songs and is totally nude on the second or third song. The main stage is in plain view of the entire club. The "bouncer" will seat you near the stage with very little choice, but feel free to move around the floor area if you don't like that seat. A waitress came right away and I got my $6 bottle of water. They also have soda and Red Bull and some virgin cocktails. If you are on a budget, you can stick with the stage show and enjoy that. Many women came by to ask me to go to a private dance (3 songs for $75) or a table dance (one song right there for $10). I did a few table dances that were pretty hot. But I was hoping that a lady I met before, Diva, was there. I didn't see her and eventually decided to have 3 private songs with a Polish girl. She was very good. She said she knew Diva and Diva was probably available. If you like stacked and curvy like I do, she's the absolute hottest lady to work there. Diva came out to greet me and we went for a private hour upstairs for $500. While that's a lot, I loved it. Sure, I could get a prostitute for less, but I was not sorry for my time with Diva.

Otherwise, it's not cheap, it doesn't serve alcohol. But you can have a good time and not spend a bundle like I did. Probably best for a few buddies in Chicago just looking for a show and a few table dances before or after going to a bar.