Reviews

Made a return trip. Dancers are 7s and 8s with the occasional 9. All were attractive. Have now tried a cross section of the many dance options. All are full nude. Tableside dances at $10…

twas okay. no big asses. so sad for me, mainly eastern euro types.<br> there is a blonde with a great ass. that's it.<br> <br> Overall the ambience is fine. Very strict, no touching at all....but some girls might…

This is probably the classiest club in Chicago. It is where most of the porn stars go to give a show when they are in town. It used to be a normal theater and was…

Ok so was in Chicago for business and had nothing to do and decided might as well check out the best strip club there...which is the rating on Admiral. I've been to numerous clubs, mostly…

This club is very high end and nice on the inside. Pretty dark and has 1 large main stage. The stage dances are full nude. The problem is there is strictly no…

Still the best run club in the,area never a hassle with the staff or rude security. More costly than some other area clubs but you get what you pay for. More attractive girls on average…

WOW, these girls are always way above average, but the dances are almost always no touch "air dances." Plenty of girls for a busy friday night. The club was full of customers, with a backup…

I went here with some friends on a Saturday night. The place wasn't that busy when we arrived at 11pm. One of my friends disappeared for an hour and claimed he got extras, but I'm…

The Admiral never ceases to please. You have to go in knowing what you're in for. Dances are pretty much no touch in the main room. The private 3/$75 dances have a…

I went there on a Friday night and arrived around 10 PM. After paying the 25 $ admission at the door I was let in. The “showroom” was about half full and there were more…

I came in on a Monday night when it was pretty quiet. There were a few girls dancing but more came as the night went on. Lots of sexy, 20-25 year olds in sexy costumes…

I've been to a few clubs before but none that lacked the ability to serve alcohol. So the mandatory juice drink that I had to get kinda threw me off. But the service was good…

First time I've been here. I didn't have to valet because there was a parking spot right across the street. Went inside. Paid the cover. They make you check your coat but there is no…

The Admiral Theatre was the first strip club I ever went to. The day I turned 18 my brother took me here and it was great. I've been here a few more times since then…

I had a blast here, mainly in part though because I didn't pay for entrance fee, coat check, or water, I was comped on that but I did spend on the girls. If you are…

I've always wondered about this place. Seems like the rarity in Chicago, with all the restrictions there. Finally I was there when it wasn't 30 below (it was actually above 0, although not…

Visited this place on a Tuesday night around 11 pm and stayed till morning hours. In fact back in the day this was the first club I ever visited.Didnt have enough dough back then so…

I checked out this club while I was in Chicago on business. Took a cab from my hotel; when I mentioned the Admiral, the driver just smiled. Heard that the SC scene in…

I had most beautiful experience of my life at Admiral Theatre. This is the first time I have ever been to a nude bar, and the girls made me feel at home. Every girl is…

The admiral has been around forever and is one of those clubs thats never gonna change. There will always be an expensive cover charge($25.00), there will always be no alcohol,…

Recently visited Admiral club on a Friday night for a bachelor party. Cover was a bit expensive, but the cheap dance prices made up for it. 10$ for a dance at your table in front…

I went there with a few friends about a year ago. Most of the girls were decent looking. The best one, in my opinion was named Dakota. My friend and I went up to her…

This club receives very good reviews on TUSCL which is generally a good guide to what you are likely to experience when you visit a club that has been reviewed here. To be fair…

This visit to a Chicago club started as more proof of why everyone steers visitors away from the city's clubs. Not closely located to downtown, $15 cover, air dances and unfulfilled promises of high quality…

This place is probably the best strip club in Chicago. The girls are generally pretty young and very beautiful. Many of them don't have a lot of tattoos and piercings which is nice. I went…