Admiral Theatre
3940 W Lawrence Ave Chicago, IL 60625

After 10 years and a big win, decided to give this place a try

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chiefwiggum
Apr 5, 2017, 4:22 PM
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Visited: Wednesday After Midnight

This time at our week to Horseshoe, we had 3 people in my party. I was the big winner with literally just over 2k in my pocket. Again, I wasn't driving so against our better judgement, the driver wanted to go here. (I was the big loser last week, and I wanted to go to the diner and I still got vetoed). This place is technically in what I call Koreatown, not downtown, in fact, no where near it. Surprisingly, still $10 table dances. The last time I was here was like 10 years ago. The girls were hotter then, imo, younger, more spinner/athletic bodies, less tattoos and weird hair. I guess I'm old school. The one good thing, less plastic, or at least I'm giving the benefit of the doubt. My last two times here have had hotter girls than all the times I have been to SRI or Crazy Horse in Vegas. Unfortunately, the service still sucks.

This place is great if you're a college kid with 300 to blow. You'll get a lot of tease and someone is bound to click with you. If you're like me, work hard for your money, want *some* value (and i'm not really talking extras), this is not the place. I'm going to need at least good contact and I didn't get any here. I went $75 route twice, both times the girls got full on naked, but both times total time spent on my lap amounted to like 10 seconds (I'm rounding up). If I had caught these girls at any of the south suburb clubs, I would've dropped $300 easy, with still no guarantee of extras or even high mileage, because these girls were just that hot.

Overall, I spent 300 for some ok table shows and less enthusiastic stage shows. My other friend, the other non-driver, agrees. We ended up loaning like $500 to our driver friend because he was chasing, where like cards, cost him a lot. He didn't get any action either in the private room, but he chalked that up to back luck, again. Apparently, a guy at his table was talking like this place was a veritable whorehouse not too long ago. From what I heard, people were dropping $600-1200 for that kind of action. I'm sorry, i could go to Vegas and get a legal pro for that kind of money and still have an overall nicer time. Anyway, even though I was flashing cash (hard not to do because I had a giant wad), I got no offers. If this place was ran more like Heavenly Bodies, this would be my favorite spot. Oh, and as my last visit, less foreign chicks (sorry Easter Euros, that accent is not kind to my ears).

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