horrible value

first time here and probably my last. not because it didn't impress(actually, I wasn't really impressed) but the air dances and horrible "value" make it not worth my time, even just to watch. I was hit for $46 bones before I even sat down. I haven't forked over that kind of loot before I even get a drink since Vegas. $25 cover(expected on a Friday night but I hope that's not every night). there was no parking on the street and I wasn't in the mood to go adventuring for somewhere to park. so valet it was. this is the worst "valet" service I've ever had. in fact its hardly a service. I pulled into the lot myself and there were no valet signs. a valet guy just walked up to my car and told me "it's $15. this is the valet lot." really? $15 after I already parked myself? wtf? said he would meet me at the entrance. I get in and that's $40(cover and valet) plus a mandatory non alcoholic drink($6 for a coke). the club definitely leans more towards upscale once inside. plenty roomy and the main stage is in plain view of the entire club. one thing I hate that strip clubs do is tell you where to sit. after you pay the cover they give you a ticket and stamp your hand. I still don't know what the ticket is for but one of the bouncers escorts you to your seat upon entry. I can find my own seat. thank you very much. once I did sit down it didn't take long for a waitress. watched a few stage sets(not bad, that is really the only reason to come here). I got a good number of drive by "wanna dance" offers. the dancers are mostly attractive if not my type(very few "thick" or "curvy" gals) but attractive nonetheless. most appear to be on the younger side of the average stripper age. while I was not impressed in the body type variety, I was impressed with the racial diversity. white girls were the majority but there were more than a few blacks and foreigners(latinas and at least two Russians that tried their double team hustle... I said no). did get a few table dances for $10 a song. the first girl was about 50% air 50% contact(mostly her touching me and tits in my face, very little grinding). nonetheless she managed to get my dick hard. she claimed there was more contact and grinding in the more expensive options(I believe her but as always ymmv) but I passed. about 90 seconds after the first girl left another one came with the "wanna dance". she was as cute as the other girl so said sure, why not. her table dance was 100% air. didn't get nude until maybe the last 30 seconds. it was only $10 though so whatever. I definitely recommend following advice from previous reviews and start with a table dance first before you commit to anything more. I don't know what happens in the more expensive dance options but my guess is nothing too outrageous.