Tootsie’s - A Must When in Miami

All I can say is wow. The place is huge and well lit at the entrance. It wasn’t busy at all when I went on a Wednesday around midnight. The front looks like it’s setup for a wrap-around line like what you’d see at an amusement park. Security wasn’t douchey like they often are. We were there for a bachelor party and got a table upstairs. I didn’t catch the price as one of the other guy’s covered it, but it made sense. I believe $400-$500 for the table with an included bottle of Grey Goose. Music was great - current rap and reggaeton. Lighting was perfect - not too bright or dark.

The dancers are really what amazed me. I had been to tootsie’s many years ago on a busy night, but in the general area downstairs. Upstairs was a different world. There were at least 50-60 dancers hanging around. A lot of them were gorgeous and definitely several that were 10/10. Lots of Cuban girls because it’s Miami. I would say the rest looked white and a few black girls. Lots of young women and some a bit older in their 30s. I prefer all natural and I had plenty to choose from. Also plenty with bolt-ons that I shoed away. A few girls put their numbers in my phone which I guess I forgot about till the next morning.

We sat down and about 30 seconds later, each of us had 2 girls on our lap. The standard lap dances ranged depending on the girl, but I think most asked for $100 for 3 songs which I thought was a bit high - but I haven’t been to a club in a while. Not sure if it was just because we were upstairs. Every girl I interacted with was really pushing a private room to do whatever I wanted with them. I declined for their outrageous prices, but a few others obliged and one was back there for several hours. Definitely not how I remembered a strip club experience.