Acropolis Reviews

This review is based on a brief visit just after labor day, 2020. This visit was of course post-covid and right when the Oregon wild fires were becoming serious and the air was filled with smoke.

I decided to stop by the Acropolis in the early afternoon. I was there for...

I strolled into Acropolis on a Friday evening a few weeks ago. Portland is still in the Phase 1 reopening, so all strip clubs have to close by 10pm. I got to Acrop around 6. The cover was five bucks on this day.

First thing I noticed was how empty it...

Stopped in Portland for a day in the midst of a long, long drive, and found out that Acropolis was open again. Stopped in to get some dinner and eye candy, and to see what was happening with COVID reactions, etc.
Inside, the place is the same as always, a...

As I end up doing a lot of times when I get into Portland, I swung by the Acropolis for dinner. Yes, I get that it's not the greatest steak ever eaten by man. But it's probably the best $11 filet mignon. Anyway....I got there around 8pm; $5 cover at...

How to describe this place- looks pretty sketchy from the outside. A small parking lot which was filled and an old appearing building. Inside there was a main stage by the bar and a smaller stage by the entrance. A third stage was in the back but no one dancing...

It has been a while since I’ve been here. I would highly amused when my coworkers decided they were throwing a going away party at the acropolis.
There of been some clubs in Portland which I’ve had a facelift and the outside look pretty modern and well lit. Acropolis is not...

I went in early, just towards the end of the day shift as I’d flown in from out east so wanted a steak. The steak was you get what you pay for. The reviews of the food are a bit OTT.

As you go in, you pay a $4...

I have never been a fan of this place, but today was a bit better visit.

I arrived about 7. The parking lot is fairly small, maybe 12 spaces on the entrance side of the building. The building itself isn’t much too look at, but it is right off McLoughlin Blvd....

heard about this steakhouse strip club. I decided to give it a try. Its not really a steak house and its not much of a strip club either. I went in on a sunday afternoon. I sat down and ordered the 16oz tbone for 11 bucks and got a coors...

Obviously, it’s best to have an excuse to go to a strip club and most of the time when I say I’m going for any other reason besides getting my rocks off, I’m lying. But not at this place, I can say with complete honesty, I go here for the...

Came here for a bachelor party after hearing about it from a number of people. Not born in the era, but walking in I automatically thought of the 70s. Not the cleanest place I've ever been in, but not the worst either. Some tables could have used a definitely wipe...

I haven’t been to the Acropolis in years, and probably won’t be again. First there isn’t much parking on location. Second, the interior and exterior haven’t aged well, it looks like it hasn’t changed at all in the several years since I’d been here. Third, the dancers were just...

Went to the Acropolis for dinner on a Saturday night. I hate trying to get into their main parking lot right off of the highway, but made it to their little back one thankfully. $5 cover on Saturday night. Couldn't find a seat at any of the tables (and I...

HI people,

I showed up around 430 pm. I guess they were switching shifts of dancers because. It was pretty quiet. Only one dancer on the main stage. I ordered the steak special and just chilled. There not much talk about the food so I give...

I went with my boyfriend, and both of us wanted dinner. We arrived sometime between 8:30-8:50pm. Cover was $4 each. Just past the entrance there was a popcorn machine and what looked like complimentary popcorn inside (albeit most likely stale at that point.)

When we arrived, there were two slender...

I guess I was expecting more since I had been told this was the spot in Portland to go even though it was a Tuesday.

Drinks were solid and the bartender was really nice. Plus Marshawn Lynch was hanging out at the bar. That was the highlight of my night....

I went here several times from January to March 2018, always in the afternoon to evening.

I really loved the solid strip club vibe here, it's not too dark, not too bright, with the neon and black color scheme of exactly what a strip club should be! You...

Pretty rare that I hit a day shift in town and when I do I try to catch the change at 6-8pm since there’s so few girls out before then.

Had not been to the Crop during the day in years, but I can report that Saturday 3pm was quality. Not...

I went to Acropolis recently on a Sunday morning, just after they open at 11am. By noon, it was surprisingly crowded, I thought. I had a steak and it was awesome. You can eat along the tip rail, though I thought it more polite to eat back...

Stopped by the Acrotchalis at lunchtime. First time in the joint in many years, but it felt like yesterday. Same black ceiling, divey feel.. A dozen PLs sitting at tables eating lunch, 3 or 4 at the rail.

Only two dancers working, both young, fit and friendly--a nice change from the...

Really laid back club. The food is decent and the price is great! No one bothers you if you're not sitting at the stage. You never feel obligated to pay. At the stage your dollar goes a long way. Each dancer has their own moves. They all give you a...

I've always gone to acrop with an appetite, because what's better then a good steak? Good entertainment! I thought they had some really attractive girls in there for the most part. They were pretty outgoing and easy to talk to. There wasn't any pressure to go to the back room...

In Portland for a weekend, decided to get dinner at the Acropolis. I'd had a mixed experience there before, but basically I -wanted- to like the place just from the concept, so decided to go back on a busier night. Showed up around 8:30 or 9 Saturday night, $5 cover....

I've been to the Acropolis a number of times when passing through Portland and have always been impressed by the food and beverages they have here. Don't get me wrong, my main attraction was the ladies, but I think they are doing it right with drawing in customers with...

Went to the Acrop a couple of times recently to change up my routine and although I liked the dancers and atmosphere overall. The no touching rule in the private dance area, to put it mildly, sucks big fat donkey dicks.

It had three stages in operation, and all of...