Acropolis In The Apocalypse

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, OR

Based on a post-covid visit in September 2020. On a Thursday afternoon, I was driving back from the casino with some cash in my pocket. I wanted to stop at a club to get a beer…

Hawthorne Strip

Portland, OR

The Hawthorne strip is ok. In the pre-covid days, I used to hit this place up, before going across the street to Rose City Strip. RCS is now closed permanently, so Hawthorne is the only…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, OR

This review is based on a few pre-covid visits. I like to hit up the Scarlett Lounge whenever I'm in Portland. Its a nice little dive on the east side. It seems like one of…

Hit up Acropolis on a Monday afternoon because apparently it’s a Portland rite of passage to try their steaks. No cover. Outside looks like a dirty circus tent. Inside wasn’t better in the slightest. It…

Finally back in search of great stripclub food after the less that savory experience in Vegas, I decided to stop by Acropolis. Going in, the only thing ive heard about this was steak and titties.…

Acrop A coworker’s last day so a group decided what better way to send someone off then hit up acropolis. This is actually become sort of a tradition. It hasn’t mattered if it’s…

Arrival to the place was pretty standard. Dirty, dingy, dive bar vibes. Smelled a little musty with worn down rails and furniture. There is a separate dancing area for people getting a "private" dance, really…