Acropolis
8325 SE McLoughlin Blvd Portland, OR 97202

Hot Girls, Good Food, Not Creepy!

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Wubbalubbadubdub
Oct 8, 2018, 4:24 AM
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Visited: Not Provided Evening

I went here several times from January to March 2018, always in the afternoon to evening.

I really loved the solid strip club vibe here, it's not too dark, not too bright, with the neon and black color scheme of exactly what a strip club should be! You walk in from the parking lot, and to your left is a really chill bouncer behind his desk, just enough that he's paying attention without making you feel hassled. To your right is a low wall and some see-through fencing that separates off the private dance area. The main club is separated into two main sections, an upper one with two full round stages, and a lower section with the main stage, tables, and their restaurant area. For cleanliness, the place feels a little bit used, but not grungy; a tiny bit worse than a Mcmenamin's. There's no thug vibe at all. When I was there, there were a few couples, some mexican construction workers, and around a different stage were a group of of office workers still in their business shirts and pocket protectors. They were all happy and having a good time with each other, with few creepy loners apart from myself.

For the dancers, they were hot. They were all hot. There was a dark haired spinner with big real tits. There was a tall redhead with a beautiful muscled butt that she was happy to rub across my face, fully nude. There was a college student who had won the PDX most beautiful pussy pageant before, she was so friendly and adorable I blew way too much money on her, and I would again. There were a few others that I didn't get to pay enough attention to, and there was an absolutely stunning Sicilian girl who I could just stare at for hours. They were all friendly, and so was the restaurant staff. I think all the girls were various flavors of white.

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