Acropolis Reviews

Surprisingly good food for the price, fun and interactive girls at the stage. If an evening chilling and throwing dollars on stage is what you're looking it doesn't disappoint. If you're looking for more than that go elsewhere.

Came in on a Friday evening 5:30 or 6:00 before heading to a...

I had only been to Acropolis once, and that had to be over 10 years ago. I found myself in Portland again and decided to give it another shot on this rainy Wednesday night. I got to the club around 9pm and the parking lot was mostly empty. Once inside...

Took a trip down to Portland over the weekend. Met up with some friends, they decided to take me to this club to get some food and get some dances. I was totally blown away by the fact the food and alcohol is served at strip clubs. I was definitely...

Swung by the old Acrop for the first time in several years, for no good reason other than I was passing by and it was hotter than fuck. So I started thinking, dark, air conditioning, titties, beer. Not necessarily in that order.

I guess there's a reason I haven't been...

Went here with some local friends and we had a blast. We went over Saturday evening and the lot had plenty of space. Inside you're greeted by security, charged your $5 cover, and given the lay of the land. 3 main stages and a private dance...

I’ve only been twice now including my trip yesterday. The first time I went I was treated to a lovely dance by an attractive, heavily tattoo’d woman which is my type and had an absolute blast.

I didn’t try to recreate my first time by going back as I only...

Came in here alone on a Monday night after dropping off the bachelor party I was a part of at the airport. I just couldn't bring myself to leave Portland without some exploration on my own. The cover was $4 and I'm not sure if it's intentionally $1 per dancer...

Came to Portland in January 2024 to experience what I missed out when I went to Vegas.

I think I hit almost every single strip club found on Google Maps.

Anyways, Acropolis stood out because it had delicious steak, huge portions and the ONLY middle eastern / Persian dancer. It...

Decent amount of parking. 5$ cover. Simple id check

Club is fairly big has 2 stages. One of the elevated section which is where you enter from. Then down the steps which is the main stage, bar to the left.

Dive bar style seating. Booths and bar stools.

Girls: 3-7...

Portland, OR. Sunday afternoon. South of downtown, area seems fine to me, two parking lots, one on each side of the building. Walk in, it's real dark. Your eyes gotta adjust. No cover, no id, no pat down, no nothing. Walk right to the stage/bar set up. I heard about...

A mid-afternoon visit after boring experience down the road (see review of Gold Club). Didn't have time for long visit.

The club is known for steaks and cute dancers. I didn't sample the food, but the dancers were cute (especially for afternoon shift girls). First dancer was cute & thin, did...

I decided I would take a partial tour of five “No Touching during the lap dance” clubs since I usually avoid those like the plague. I woke up this morning and thought I would see what I have been missing, or not missing. With reading the past TUSCL reviews of...

I was driving by and saw the Acropolis sign and decided to stop by. It's on a busy street so if you drive past it like I did, it's not easy to get back. Once I parked in the small/medium lot, the entrance is just off the parking, easy to...

Driving there, you can only approach the club southbound on highway 99 because it is a divided highway at that point. Because of obstruction from an overpass, it is hard to see it until you are right at it, so be on the alert for it if you have...

Stopped in at 12:30 in the afternoon on a Monday. Small parking lot but club was dead so plenty of parking for me. However, I could see where it would be a parking issue on a busy weekend night.

Club employee greeted me outside with his dog. Friendly guy...

I visited on a recent weekday early afternoon. Thought I would get some lunch and learn a little more about this place that I haven't visited in a few years. I was pleasantly surprised upon pulling into the parking lot and entering the establishment. I vaguely recalled peeling paint on...

Went in for breakfast at opening which is 11am. Ordered a Special, and a root beer. This is an 8oz steak with steak fries and garlic bread. Total was under $13. I was tipping $2 a dance at the rack.

There is sometimes an advantage to being early, and I had...

Ok people
. i was there on a Wednesday about 4 pm so there was a shift change.
since i was criticized for not describing the place on my other reviews . the Acrop has 3 stages . the main stage is attached to the bar with one...

Heard they had great steaks at acropolis and confirm on this forum. Was looking for a place to have a cheap meal, watch football and see some boobs with friendly ladies.
What I enjoyed was so much more than I expected.
Went there at 230 pm on a Sunday, there...

Stopped in for lunch at noon. No cover here usually unless there is an event. No ID check. The place is poorly lit, and if it is your first time there it can be confusing. The upper stage is immediately to your right after walking in, with the 'private' dance...

One Night in Portland, Part I

Every time I visit the Rose City, I hit the clubs with an old friend who lives there. This year was no different. We had dinner with our respective wives, both of whom know what we’re up to, and then headed out to Acropolis, and...

This place was hyped up by multiple people as a must visit spot. Everyone mentioned the steak bites. The steak bites were the only good thing.

I showed up in the early evening on a Saturday with mild expectations. I dont recall the cover but it wasnt anything outragious.

The location...

This is a combination review from a few visits during my tour of Portland strip clubs. During the visit I stopped by acropolis three times. This review is about all of those visits.

I used to visit Acropolis when I lived in Portland back in the late 80s. This...

Started the day hungry, so I went to my favorite breakfast club. Walked in about 10mins after opening and saw someone wiping tables who motioned to enter. Bathroom check seemed decent, but I'm probably the first to soil it after a cleaning. When I came out, nobody was in sight....

So, back in Portland and found myself down in the Milwaukie area around lunch, decided to stop into Acropolis. They've remained semi-open through covid since they're a restaurant, but with all sorts of reductions....and then closed for a month or two until just recently. Anyway, stopped in around 2pm for...