Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Acropolis Reviews

• review

  17 days ago
  Enjoyable, but don't expect too much

  Surprisingly good food for the price, fun and interactive girls at the stage. If an evening chilling and throwing dollars on stage is what you're looking it doesn't disappoint. If you're looking for more...
  frankiz
• review

  17 days ago
  Cheap steak with a nice view

  I had only been to Acropolis once, and that had to be over 10 years ago. I found myself in Portland again and decided to give it another shot on this rainy Wednesday night....
  kfed

  Nevada
• review

  3 months ago
  Food was good, show was good, that was it

  Took a trip down to Portland over the weekend. Met up with some friends, they decided to take me to this club to get some food and get some dances. I was totally blown...
  Comments: 1

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  3 months ago

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  skinnywhiteboy
  Rotorooter1

  California
• review

  3 months ago
  Same old Acrop

  Swung by the old Acrop for the first time in several years, for no good reason other than I was passing by and it was hotter than fuck. So I started thinking, dark, air...
  crotchrocket

  Oregon
• review

  4 months ago
  Not amazing but definitely fun

  Went here with some local friends and we had a blast. We went over Saturday evening and the lot had plenty of space. Inside you're greeted by security, charged your $5...
  Comments: 2

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  4 months ago

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  thedevnull
• review

  4 months ago
  Fun but feel like it could be better.

  I’ve only been twice now including my trip yesterday. The first time I went I was treated to a lovely dance by an attractive, heavily tattoo’d woman which is my type and had an...
  Comments: 2

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  4 months ago

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  GordoG
• review

  6 months ago
  Setting Expectations

  Came in here alone on a Monday night after dropping off the bachelor party I was a part of at the airport. I just couldn't bring myself to leave Portland without some exploration on...
  Comments: 3

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  6 months ago

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  ctrlurself
  ctrlurself
• review

  7 months ago
  Steak and strippers, what else could you ask for?!

  Came to Portland in January 2024 to experience what I missed out when I went to Vegas. I think I hit almost every single strip club found on Google Maps. Anyways, Acropolis stood out...
  Comments: 4

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  7 months ago

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  hotgirlsplz
  hotgirlsplz

  spend too much on dancers 🤯
• review

  7 months ago
  Portland: Where fentanyl is allowed and strip clubs have rules

  Decent amount of parking. 5$ cover. Simple id check Club is fairly big has 2 stages. One of the elevated section which is where you enter from. Then down the steps which is the...
  Comments: 2

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  7 months ago

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  Grjax
• review

  9 months ago
  Acropolis of Assthens

  Portland, OR. Sunday afternoon. South of downtown, area seems fine to me, two parking lots, one on each side of the building. Walk in, it's real dark. Your eyes gotta adjust. No cover, no...
  Muddy

  USA
• review

  9 months ago
  Very reliable for what it is

  A mid-afternoon visit after boring experience down the road (see review of Gold Club). Didn't have time for long visit. The club is known for steaks and cute dancers. I didn't sample the food, but...
  Comments: 6

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  7 months ago

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  wildbill14
  ArtCollege

  Oregon
• review

  a year ago
  First Stop On A Tour of Five "No Lap Dance Touching" Strip Clubs

  I decided I would take a partial tour of five “No Touching during the lap dance” clubs since I usually avoid those like the plague. I woke up this morning and thought I would...
  Comments: 1

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  a year ago

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  gSteph
  Retired

  Retired
• review

  a year ago
  Friday afternoon visit

  I was driving by and saw the Acropolis sign and decided to stop by. It's on a busy street so if you drive past it like I did, it's not easy to get back....
  Comments: 1

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  a year ago

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  tuns0fun
• review

  a year ago
  Hooters Substitute

  Driving there, you can only approach the club southbound on highway 99 because it is a divided highway at that point. Because of obstruction from an overpass, it is hard to see it...
  Theshag
• review

  a year ago
  Great meal. Great tits.

  Stopped in at 12:30 in the afternoon on a Monday. Small parking lot but club was dead so plenty of parking for me. However, I could see where it would be a parking issue...
  Bluebeard1995
• review

  a year ago
  Steak and Boobs - A Good Choice for Lunch

  I visited on a recent weekday early afternoon. Thought I would get some lunch and learn a little more about this place that I haven't visited in a few years. I was pleasantly surprised...
  Comments: 1

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  a year ago

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  Gladstone
• review

  2 years ago
  Place all to myself

  Went in for breakfast at opening which is 11am. Ordered a Special, and a root beer. This is an 8oz steak with steak fries and garlic bread. Total was under $13. I was tipping...
  Comments: 1

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  2 years ago

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  zanie420
• review

  2 years ago
  i'm here aren't i

  Ok people . i was there on a Wednesday about 4 pm so there was a shift change. since i was criticized for not describing the place on my other reviews . ...
  wildbill14

  its all good pussy
• review

  2 years ago
  Dreams of Karina and steak!

  Heard they had great steaks at acropolis and confirm on this forum. Was looking for a place to have a cheap meal, watch football and see some boobs with friendly ladies. What I enjoyed...
  Comments: 3

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  2 years ago

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  BAngus
  dragondice
• review

  2 years ago
  Lunch and nice conversation

  Stopped in for lunch at noon. No cover here usually unless there is an event. No ID check. The place is poorly lit, and if it is your first time there it can be...
  Comments: 2

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  2 years ago

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  wildbill14
  zanie420
• review

  2 years ago
  One Night in Portalnd, Part 1

  One Night in Portland, Part I Every time I visit the Rose City, I hit the clubs with an old friend who lives there. This year was no different. We had dinner with our respective...
  Comments: 1

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  2 years ago

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  thatotherguy70
• review

  2 years ago
  Very underwhelming

  This place was hyped up by multiple people as a must visit spot. Everyone mentioned the steak bites. The steak bites were the only good thing. I showed up in the early evening on a...
  hondapride
• review

  3 years ago
  Awesome food!

  This is a combination review from a few visits during my tour of Portland strip clubs. During the visit I stopped by acropolis three times. This review is about all of those visits. I...
  maninsc

  South Carolina
• review

  3 years ago
  Breakfast with a great smile - no offers to dance

  Started the day hungry, so I went to my favorite breakfast club. Walked in about 10mins after opening and saw someone wiping tables who motioned to enter. Bathroom check seemed decent, but I'm probably...
  Comments: 5

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  3 years ago

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  crotchrocket
  zanie420
• review

  4 years ago
  Just staring at Lux

  So, back in Portland and found myself down in the Milwaukie area around lunch, decided to stop into Acropolis. They've remained semi-open through covid since they're a restaurant, but with all sorts of reductions....and...
  Comments: 1

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  4 years ago

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  wellshitman

  Washington