Acropolis
8325 SE McLoughlin Blvd
Portland, OR 97202
Reviews
Submit a ReviewPortland Strip Club Tour #4: Full Nude Acrobatics & Mystery Smells
Hit up Acropolis on a Monday afternoon because apparently it’s a Portland rite of passage to try their steaks. No cover.
Outside looks like a dirty circus tent. Inside wasn’t better in the slightest. It…
2 commentslast: 2 mos ago(FrustratedInTheUS)
valuedicks
Nov 18, 2025, 4:43 PM
The Great Strip Club Food Quest Continues
Finally back in search of great stripclub food after the less that savory experience in Vegas, I decided to stop by Acropolis. Going in, the only thing ive heard about this was steak and titties.…
Somethingmoose
Nov 11, 2025, 10:16 PM
Group Event
Acrop
A coworker’s last day so a group decided what better way to send someone off then hit up acropolis. This is actually become sort of a tradition. It hasn’t mattered if it’s…
the mighty quinn
Nov 4, 2025, 8:39 AM
Surprisingly Average, but Pretty Good Food
Arrival to the place was pretty standard. Dirty, dingy, dive bar vibes. Smelled a little musty with worn down rails and furniture.
There is a separate dancing area for people getting a "private" dance, really…
GooeyJPG
Oct 29, 2025, 2:40 AM
Hit and miss, but mostly pretty good. Solid choice for the food.
I've been to Acrop dozens of times over a dozen years. It's hit and miss, but you always can find something you like. Occasionally, you can find something you like a LOT.
It's a dive bar.…
3 commentslast: 4 mos ago(BobTheTomato)
BobTheTomato
Sep 20, 2025, 8:55 PM
Worth Visiting if Just for Kaylana
Acropolis has easily gained a reputation because of its quality of steak. It's completely synonymous with the club at this point, and for good reason. Between solid food and sexy women, it is a strip…
yosongoku253
Aug 22, 2025, 7:19 PM
Overall great experience for a dinner and a show
Went in around 11PM had some steak since this place has a lot of positive reviews about the food especially so had to try it. I was not disappointed it was some pretty good steak.…
2 commentslast: 7 mos ago(Makt)
Makt
Jun 5, 2025, 4:26 PM
Appetite For Steak and Shows
Last review wasn’t detailed enough so second times the charm. I went to Acropolis at night around 10pm on a Thursday and the it wasn’t busy at all. Decent parking spaces and its right of…
Makt
Apr 4, 2025, 5:51 PM
Came for the steak, I'll be coming back for the steakbites
I arrived approximately at 11PM. The strip club is located along a business/ industrial zone, so there aren't really any homeless that build their own Rust bases nearby. There's one main parking lot, and there…
jodatsun94
Mar 15, 2025, 7:53 PM
Acropolis. And the STEAKS
I visited Acropolis for the first time with some friends because we were hungry after the Winterhawks game and one of them suggested we go here for steaks. A strip club for steak? I thought.…
Freak3n
Mar 8, 2025, 8:30 PM
Enjoyable, but don't expect too much
Surprisingly good food for the price, fun and interactive girls at the stage. If an evening chilling and throwing dollars on stage is what you're looking it doesn't disappoint. If you're looking for more than…
frankiz
Oct 31, 2024, 4:25 PM
Cheap steak with a nice view
I had only been to Acropolis once, and that had to be over 10 years ago. I found myself in Portland again and decided to give it another shot on this rainy Wednesday night. I…
kfed
Oct 31, 2024, 3:39 PM
Food was good, show was good, that was it
Took a trip down to Portland over the weekend. Met up with some friends, they decided to take me to this club to get some food and get some dances. I was totally blown away…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(skinnywhiteboy)
Rotorooter1
Aug 11, 2024, 3:44 PM
Same old Acrop
Swung by the old Acrop for the first time in several years, for no good reason other than I was passing by and it was hotter than fuck. So I started thinking, dark, air conditioning,…
crotchrocket
Aug 6, 2024, 8:32 AM
Not amazing but definitely fun
Went here with some local friends and we had a blast. We went over Saturday evening and the lot had plenty of space. Inside you're greeted by security, charged your $5 cover,…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Retired)
thedevnull
Jul 31, 2024, 6:15 PM
Fun but feel like it could be better.
I’ve only been twice now including my trip yesterday. The first time I went I was treated to a lovely dance by an attractive, heavily tattoo’d woman which is my type and had an absolute…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Retired)
GordoG
Jul 25, 2024, 3:43 AM
Setting Expectations
Came in here alone on a Monday night after dropping off the bachelor party I was a part of at the airport. I just couldn't bring myself to leave Portland without some exploration on my…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(ctrlurself)
ctrlurself
May 15, 2024, 10:56 AM
Steak and strippers, what else could you ask for?!
Came to Portland in January 2024 to experience what I missed out when I went to Vegas.
I think I hit almost every single strip club found on Google Maps.
Anyways, Acropolis stood out because…
4 commentslast: 1 yr ago(hotgirlsplz)
hotgirlsplz
Apr 24, 2024, 7:03 PM
Portland: Where fentanyl is allowed and strip clubs have rules
Decent amount of parking. 5$ cover. Simple id check
Club is fairly big has 2 stages. One of the elevated section which is where you enter from. Then down the steps which is the main…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Retired)
Grjax
Apr 17, 2024, 8:53 PM
Acropolis of Assthens
Portland, OR. Sunday afternoon. South of downtown, area seems fine to me, two parking lots, one on each side of the building. Walk in, it's real dark. Your eyes gotta adjust. No cover, no id,…
Muddy
Feb 23, 2024, 5:24 PM
Very reliable for what it is
A mid-afternoon visit after boring experience down the road (see review of Gold Club). Didn't have time for long visit.
The club is known for steaks and cute dancers. I didn't sample the food, but the…
6 commentslast: 1 yr ago(wildbill14)
ArtCollege
Feb 13, 2024, 10:43 PM
First Stop On A Tour of Five "No Lap Dance Touching" Strip Clubs
I decided I would take a partial tour of five “No Touching during the lap dance” clubs since I usually avoid those like the plague. I woke up this morning and thought I would see…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(gSteph)
Retired
Nov 18, 2023, 2:45 PM
Friday afternoon visit
I was driving by and saw the Acropolis sign and decided to stop by. It's on a busy street so if you drive past it like I did, it's not easy to get back. Once…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Retired)
tuns0fun
Aug 24, 2023, 3:14 AM
Hooters Substitute
Driving there, you can only approach the club southbound on highway 99 because it is a divided highway at that point. Because of obstruction from an overpass, it is hard to see it until…
Theshag
Aug 8, 2023, 2:12 AM
Great meal. Great tits.
Stopped in at 12:30 in the afternoon on a Monday. Small parking lot but club was dead so plenty of parking for me. However, I could see where it would be a parking issue on…
Bluebeard1995
Jul 29, 2023, 4:38 PM


