Mary's Club Reviews

Mary's club is one of the quintessential dive bars that double as a strip club in portland. The girls are very talented and the performance are nearly to the level of an art form...

I hadn't been in Mary's for many years, but walking back to my car I thought I'd stop in for a quick beer. The first thing I noticed was the security guard on...

Dancers were friendly , not the hottest but their personalities made up for it. Bartender was extremely rude. She literally threw my change back at me even though I was nice and tipped her. Everytime I...

So I had seen this place on "America's Best Bar's" show on the Esquire network.. so since it was my first time in Portland and I walked by this place, I had to go...

I just finished a stellar gig at the local arena in Portland, and my wife Jeannie had a headache from taking care of our 5 children while we're on tour. My father comes along...

This is like an old-school burlesque place -- with full nudity. Don't expect extras. In fact don't expect to make physical contact with anything more erotic than a hand. However, if your expectations just involve...

This was my second visit to Mary's, my first being several years ago. As in my previous visit, there were about 5 ladies in the club at the time I was there. The dancers...

Visited on a weeknight while in town for work. Had heard about the legacy of this place, and was right next to a bar I was at, so I figured I'd give it...

I visited this club purely for curiosity's sake. I know that Oregon doesn't have the most friendly laws regarding lap dances, and to me, those are generally one of the best parts of visiting...

I've been here several times before, but all on weekdays but there were only a few people there. Went here on a Saturday finally, it was packed, but not too packed, still had...

This is not a typical club anywhere, but it feels right at home in downtown Portland. It's been here forever and is just a part of the city's landscape. It's a chill atmosphere; the...

This is a good place to go if you just want to stop in for a second and eat some food with a beer while watching some naked dancers and throwing down a couple...

This club is too small to have fun in. I suppose you can do alright if you just wanna drink and be ignored. Or tip a lot at the front stage and...

I always go past Mary's when I work downtown so when I was there a couple days ago I decided to go there for lunch. It is a pretty small place with on stage....

Went with friends in the middle of the day. The sun was still up, that's how you know I've got a problem. This place is unique. I have been to many...

I visited this club on a Monday afternoon in September 2014 while in Portland on business. It is more like a neighborhood dive bar than a strip club, but I liked the unpretentious...

I like this club. It's not the newest, it doesn't have the best menu, doesn't have the best dancers (although some are very talented), doesn't have a DJ and only has one stage, up...

If you're coming for a wild club with drunk dancers everywhere and dancing bugging you for a dance, then this is not your spot. If you're looking to eat some good food, relax...

Solid, historic strip club. Not luxurious, not well decorated, but you can feel it's an institution the second you walk in. Girls are alternative types, tats, etc., but skilled on the pole. Drinks are...

This was my first visit to a strip club so I cannot compare with other places. My SO and I wanted to visit such an establishment for some time, and the oldest club in...

Wow! My first Portland experience. So take it into consideration. This place was by our hotel so my buddies an I went to check it out. We had to go by some shady street...

Visited Portland recently and thought I would combine a meal with some eye candy so stopped in Mary's as it said something like Dinning and dancers. The club is small, long and narrow...

I loves me some Mary's Club! Whenever I am in Portland, I stop in for a beer, some pleasant conversation, and an eyeful of some lovely local ladies doing what they do best! Mary's...

Stopped here on a Monday evening around 7:30. Mary's is pretty small inside, with one raised stage. The dancers pick their own music off of a jukebox. This means there's some...

You have to be in the right mood to visit this place and preferably with a group. It's an old-fashioned club and more like a cabaret nude dance club than a modern exotic...