Luckys Cabaret

TLDR - recon review in this case means not much spent or sampled. Need to go back and then update this review. Location: State highway turned business strip in Vernon.…

I looked at google maps and saw that I could bike ride the rail trail to Lucky's. When I walked through the doors there was a feint smell of pot. Nice looking…

SETTING: There is a large red sign on Rt. 83 so you can't miss it. The parking lot is ample. There was no ID check or pat-down by the bouncer, and when I…

Stopped into Luckys on my way home from work. This place was recently renovated so the layout is a lot different. 2 huge doors open, bar is str8 in front with huge…

Danced here for a week, have no plans whatsoever on coming back. Inside the club you walk in and the whole club is pretty much the bar. The stage is inside…

I had worked a long work week, so I needed a night out. Based on the previous review posted, I found out that Luckys Cabaret had re-opened and was heavily renovated, so…

Vernon, CT. Friday night. Parking lot, plenty of parking. As you walk in a big picture of Lucky Luciano I'm guessing it's namesake and it's a theme throughout this club all the…

First time I went to this club. I tend to like the clubs that are a step or two below the nicer ones, so a place like this is kinda right up…

Visited around 11:00 pm on Saturday . Place seemed crowded as there is just no place to sit and have a drink even when this place isn’t busy. Total 10 spots at…

Been here a few times. Nice, relaxed fun vibe. Kind of slow (although it was Thursday). Dancers ranged from not-so-attractive to pretty hot IMO - especially one who had…

I had a business trip that required an overnight stay in Hartford near the airport. Went on TUSCL to scout Electric Blue, but the recent reviews weren't so hot, especially since it…

Went in at around 8pm on a Saturday night to see their amateur finals. I did not have to pay a cover. They had a great rotation of amateurs and house…

It's not a high-end club. You're not going to get a supermodel, but I enjoyed the time I spent there. I stopped in on Tuesday, and saw that there were only a couple…

This is a review based on two evening visits the past few weeks. After a couple of years of bitching about this place, a couple of months ago I had two…

i went to this place to check it out not knowing what it would be like because i had never been to any of these places but i was surpised by the…

I stopped by there for the first time about a month ago mid to late afternoon. Was actually surprised that the whole bar was pretty much filled as it was a Wednesday.…

This is a review based on late afternoon / early evening visits over the last two Sundays. I have been slamming this place for the past 3 years, but today I…

Let me start by saying that I should have listened to the other reviews and not made the pilgrimage to this club. First and foremost it is out of the way. One…

Now that I live in Maryland, when I come back to town I will usually go out with friends one night to either RocVenus, Electric Blue or Mardi Gras II. Went…

First off, the place is pretty clean and spacious and they are remodeling. When I walked in 4 girls were practicing their dancing. They were 7's and I liked the one…

The place has a good website and good floor However the place is generally waste of time. There were barely 4-5 girls, almost all 3-4/10. In addition, they were generally not interested and…

I visited there on a Wednesday at 12:30 in the afternoon. My first time. When I arrived, there I wasn't sure if they were open as what cars were there…

Stopped by in a recent Thursday. This place is the classic case of fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. I keep hoping it will get better…

Stopped in here several times due to proximity. 5 dollar cover. Bartender was a lot hotter than working girls. I do think it is a relatively nice place for drinks and just…

The last time I stopped in this place was over two and a half years ago. Nothing appears to have changed physically and I suspected it was quite quiet when I arrived.…

This is overdue. I visited the weekend that pornstar Abigail Mac performed. We got in around 8 and hung out near the bar. The place has a much better look than the…

It has been a long time since my last visit to this club so I thought it was time for another trip. I stopped in on a Friday afternoon at 3:00pm.…

Stopped in late Friday afternoon early evening around 5:00 the place was not jumping but it was what I was looking for . I stopped in here about 5 years ago and…

We were driving from Boston and missed the exit for Electric Blue, so we decided to give this place a shot. $5 cover, not that bad. The club itself is fairly small,…

Its been a few months and thought I would give it another try still no one on stage but there were more girls then on weekdays this was at 3 pm. Couple…

Well, I was driving by this club late on Friday afternoon and say a new sign had been put up, with a new name, with quite a few more cars than I'd…

This club has changed it's name to RocVenus. No cover on a Wednesday afternoon, and new - very attentive - management. This could be a good thing, but given the track record…

This place ..."sigh"... first time going to sweethearts... small place, looks big from outside, six girls working 3 black (one was a 6 maybe) 3 old white chicks, gross...showed up with a…

I agree with so many patrons that visit this place. Why is this place open?! Shockingly they still charge $30 a dance. The girl keeps $20. Tip out is nothing if…

I'm shocked this place is still in business. Swung by on a Friday night, hoping things would be better than the last time I was there. Turns out its probably worse. There…

Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon 2 weeks ago. 3 girls, nothing special, but the bartender was cute. I had not been here in about a year and really not…

Located in a strip mall the club is nothing special. I have been here a few times. Club is rather spacious. When you walk in bar is up front with stage area…

Kind of a blah club. I like seedy clubs, this is somewhere in the middle, but would not appeal to guys that like fancy clubs with super hot chicks. There weren't many…

I never know what to expect here. Best looking dancers are hardest to get on stage, especially at pizza time. Ought to be doing better, especially since it's the last club around…

Had a few hours in the area to kill so I stopped in. The bartender was friendly and easy on the eyes draft beers were inexpensive both pluses. The first dancer I…

I must have been there at the same time as the previous reviewer and it was a first time visit for me. I arrived around 4 in the afternoon and was actually…

had a couple of hours to kill so i rounded up a good friend of mine for a couple of beers at tilted kilt.we ended up at teds montana grill for burgers…

I'm not even sure how to review this place, since it hardly meets the basic qualifications of a strip club. When I went in, there were 3 or 4 women dressed as I'd…

This club is def. a locals club. Went in on a Saturday afternoon very slow with mostly regulars. Most of the dancers looking as though they were trying to stay busy. Although…

This has got to be the worst strip club I have ever been to there are never any dancers there and when there is there's usually only one that refuses to dance!…

If you are looking for a good lapdance, I have two words for this club - "stay away". The club itself is decent, but that's about where it ends for me.…

This could be a great club if they got their shit together. The exterior of the building is a little rough, it just simply looks like a run down strip club. Once…

As stated, this club is choking slowly but surely. They no longer offer food. Smoking patio is in the back is the biggest advantage. The dancers are hungry, local,…

Has gone from bad to worse. The drink prices have gone up quite a bit. There is the "3 for $30" lapdance available every day/night - BUT many of the girls tell…

Some months ago I swore I'd never come back here. But in the neighborhood, late afternoon/early evening drive time, I'm passing and I figure, what the hell? -- so I go…

Well have not been going to this club for a while because it was file with overweight unattractive dancers, but i thought that i would give it another try. I heard…

During the recession, this club went through a rough patch as they raised prices and got their asses handed to them by their competition. They tried changing their name, but in…

I use to go here when it was Kahootz. I would always drop about $500.00 in here on a good night. There was always lots of good action in the private room…

I have visited this club on and off for years due to the fact I live only a couple of miles away. This is the only club that I goto with…

I believe Sweethearts is taking the low road in a tough economy. They are very close to a remarkable club that is busy almost all the time. Instead of following…

I recent visited this club and it started off as a pretty decent time. There was a good size crowd for an afternoon, and a few girls giving a show. Now I…

This place has gone a long way down since my last visit to CT. It certainly has done a lot with the renovations to clean things up, replace stools, etc. but the…

Stopped by sweethearts for the first time in a while on a ramdom monday night. Terrible. The set up of the club isnt bad. You walk in pay your…

I stopped in on a Tuesday evening around 7 PM. They checked my ID and let me in without a cover charge, which was the best part of the club.…

Sweethearts is hit or miss. Usually miss. In general, as of late, there are a half-dozen dancers who are aggressive for $30 lap dances that leave you unfulfilled in all respects.…

This place is pretty much the pits. There were three dancers there the night I went (granted it was 7 PM on a Tuesday). Maybe it gets going better on…

This is the old Kahoots. Nothing else has changed. You walk in. In the evenings, there is an attendant who charges a $5 cover. His/her job is also to keep…

Came in on a saturday night, $5 cover. Went to the bar and got a beer for another 5. The place was DEAD!! I think I saw 4, maybe 5…

I have been there a few times but I do not understand why they have some of the girls that they do! There was a few hot dancers, one was named Chanel.…

My first and only visit to Sweethearts late afternoon / early evening on a weekday. Maybe the timing is why everything seemed so dead, but I don't think I can even call…

Sweethearts during the early afternoons is short on girls but high on mileage. They have lost most of the Brazilians but the core is still hispanic and very competitive. Last visit was…

Kahoots has changed its name to Sweathearts but same owners I believe. It is a bit farther off I-84 than Electric Blue or the Kahoots in EH but it may be worth…

Kahoots has a new name, but the name escapes me. The club has not changed much. Fairly lame lap dances with average looking dancers. Drinks are cheap, and laps…

I used to visit this club a few times a month, mostly afternoons. I have not been in much since the renovations. It seems that in addition to the interior…

Kahoots is on a well traveled route in Vernon. Kind of the main drag. You park in a large lot that is shared with a sex toy shop. Upon…

Went on a Friday afternoon 6pm-ish. Club layout is decent. 2-3 girls (Caucasian) rotated 1 girl on stage. Could be the timing, but places was very slow. Paid more…

Kahoots of Vernon is decent, but mostly underwhelming. The dances are pretty expensive at $25. It's a decent place to kick back and watch a game at the bar, but…

havent been in for a couple of months but decided to stop in on a whim. Barely any customers, barely any girls. Bartender was hot but was talkin to one of the…

Went to Kahoots for the very first time today. Average at best. Only 1 dancer working at a time on stage. Was offered a private dance...for $30.00. Said I'll get her in…

This place is really nice inside, big TV's all over the place. There were 8 dancers working, a couple were pretty hot. They have a burger and draft special all the time…

I generally go in on Mondays and Thursdays and before 1800. During the day there is always three/four Brazilians and another two girls. The stage is almost always dead during the day…

I visited this club about a year ago and I was unimpressed. I arrived on a weeknight and there were only a few dances in the club. None of the…

I've stopped here a few times over the past few months. The girls are mostly Brazilian and in general, below par. Every once in a while you find one who…

I had bad things to say about Kahoots, formerly my favorite club, two years ago, and hadn't been back since. But I was passing by Saturday night and figured, what the…

I saw that this place was open on Sunday afternoons, so I thought I would kill an hour or so with a beer and a football game, while checking out the female…

I sought out this club for one reason only... the beautiful petite blonde dancer with a personality as enchanting as her beauty. There were several other dancers present who were easy on…

I've stopped by here about once a week for the last month just for a quick beer. Prior to that I had not been in several years. Back then it…

Girls are average; stage dances are ok, but not much of a view; laps are $30 and used to be better. Why come here when EB is just down the road?

Went to Kahoots last weekend. The place was medium range for drink prices. I danced with 2 girls. A blond and brunette. They were both good company but the dances…

I walked in there after hitting the EB. Just cuz I used to go there a lot. 2 for 1 lapdances on a Saturday night?! I got a BUd for three…

This used to be a good club. Now it is expensive $30 LD vs $20 at EB down the road and the girls are on the clock, charge you full dance for…

Alas, how the mighty have fallen. Time was when Kahoots/Vernon was among my favorite clubs. Yes, $30 for a dance was more expensive than anyone else, but one got value…

I visited Kahoots yesterday afternoon on my way to New York from New Hampshire. I do not understand Connecticut's no alcohol with nudity rule but I was curious to see how…

I hadn't been there in a while, so I figured I'd check it out again. A few years ago, they had some really hot ladies who gave some really hot dances.…

Kahoots has dropped from a 10 - would never drive past - to an 8 - might drive past if I wanted to get home. Most of the girls are still friendly…

Three recent visits, all on Saturday nights, confirm that this club is one of the better one around -- certainly my current favorite. Friendly, low pressure, intelligent and subtle bouncer presence…