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Lou Turks
500 Powhatan Ave Essington, PA 19029
Lou Turks Reviews
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AGoodWaySJ
reviewed
4 years ago
my first club visit post covid
So here in suburban Philly, the crackdown has hit pretty hard. For a while all the bars were shut down, then re-opened with a ton of restrictions, then another shutdown. Now stuff has started to...
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4 years ago
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cipdevice
newdude9
Pennsylvania
reviewed
5 years ago
a so so week night at lou's
Went in on a Thursday evening between 7 -8 and I will only give a brief idea of the layout since it has been discussed here quite a few times. A nice big place,...
Skeets2
reviewed
5 years ago
turks 2020
Lou Turks has been around for ages , but since they renovated the club several years ago this place is much more comfortable . At times parking can be a challenge on a Friday...
Lowblow33
Pennsylvania
reviewed
5 years ago
solid tuesday
This was my first time at Lou Turks since the renovation a couple years ago. $10 cover but the place does look great. There is a back smaller bar and front larger bar...
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Cicero69
reviewed
5 years ago
go chill with charlie. she’ll make your night.
This is a club that is not very far from my neighborhood, so I thought that I would stop in and see if I could have a good time there. It’s always a little...
MniSte656
Colorado
reviewed
6 years ago
pretty girls, but no handshakes
I was bumped off my flight and rescheduled for early morning so they put me up in a local hotel. Saw it was a 15 minute walk so headed over. Nice inside and ordered...
Twistedaquila
Pennsylvania
reviewed
6 years ago
chloe straight up
Dropped on for the first time in about five years. In the pat I never experienced much mileage here and I always got blue balls by it. My buddy and I dropped in after...
Phred69
Mid-Atlantic
reviewed
6 years ago
packed
Normally they open at 4:00 every day. So when I stop in at 5 or 6 they're just gearing up. It's usually quiet with just a few girls and customers. So...
DrYesss
Pennsylvania
reviewed
6 years ago
why did it take so long?
I've lived within twenty minutes of Lou Turk's for most of my life, but for some reason never visited until this week. While I indicated that my visit was a Friday night, I...
mmfan001
Virginia
reviewed
6 years ago
good respectable club
Stopped in during the weekend to see what this club had to offer and it wasn’t bad. I do lean towards the seedier locales but this was nice inside, clean and just the right...
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mike696
jackd
Pennsylvania
reviewed
6 years ago
good lookers
stopped in on Wed afternoon on my way home, thought to just have a beer and check the place out. Was before they started taking cover charge so not much risk. ...
HandsOnSanta
Philly Philly
reviewed
6 years ago
what a change!
I hadn't been to Lou Turk's since before the renovation. All I can say is, wow! Hard to believe this is the same place. The outside looks the same, but the...
BLckCoffee
reviewed
7 years ago
mixed bag
I hadn't been here in a while and decided to stop in with a buddy of mine. Very much of a blue collar vibe here. Most girls were friendly but others were making...
Travelinglunchbox
Georgia
reviewed
7 years ago
only 2 dancers !
Parking lot was packed, parked around back, felt safe walking in, well lit. Paid TEN dollar cover and was patted down. Large bar with over 20 patrons and one bartender. Paid Seven dollars for...
fredlion
Pennsylvania
reviewed
7 years ago
better spot
Went on Monday to watch the game its was pretty ok nice asees couple pretty faces some slim as well they were mainly rican and black.The prices are your regular prices you would expect...
tuscl
A catch-all account
reviewed
7 years ago
good place local spot
Been to Uncle Louie’s a couple times now and the place didn’t disappoint. Went with a couple of friends for a bachelor party to have a good time. Mostly white girls here of all...
Phred69
Mid-Atlantic
reviewed
7 years ago
nice visit
As has been mentioned this is more of a neighborhood joint. Some decent looking girls, extras are rare. I was making the rounds on Saturday. Since it was Labor Day weekend...
bigman229
Delaware
reviewed
7 years ago
more of a local place
Girlfriend and I were in the mood to try somewhere new so we ventured out near the airport to this place. Rather small but not over crowded and plenty of seating around the...
fredlion
Pennsylvania
reviewed
7 years ago
could been better
Went here on a Wednesday around about 6ish I dont think I paid a cover charge anyway this place is a smoking place so if you can not handle the smoking do not...
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
reviewed
8 years ago
not so great.
This kinda' sucked. There were 6 dancers on duty and all but one was thick. Two of the dancers were attractive despite being a little thick, but the other 3 thick girls...
scoresmangotatattoo
reviewed
8 years ago
great spot after the game
This place is easily my favorite place to go in Philadelphia. The dancers are super friendly and not pushy at all. Like most places, there's is a dollar parade after their shift on...
Joenamath
The World
reviewed
8 years ago
lou's
Lou Turks has been a Philly institution for at least 35 years. I hadn't been in decades, but found myself in the area with time to kill. Why not renew old memories? Back in...
AtticusNJ
Carpe noctem
reviewed
8 years ago
gets the job done
I was in the area this past Saturday and had a brief window of time to seek the friendly SC environs for a drink and some relaxation. LT's was my only/best option based...
gliserol
California
reviewed
8 years ago
great atmosphere, nice club!
It was my first strib club experience, and I really enjoy it:) It is like a suburban place with not too many parking spot, but accessibility is very easy! I parked the car and...
Anthony_sz
reviewed
8 years ago
great for the locals
I visited this place based on the reviews here in Tuscl. Smaller than what I thought but it's nice, not upscale by any means just the typical SC from the suburbs. Parking...
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