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review
5 years ago
Solid Tuesday
This was my first time at Lou Turks since the renovation a couple years ago. $10 cover but the place does look great. There is a back smaller bar and front larger bar...
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Lowblow33
Pennsylvania
review
5 years ago
Go chill with Charlie. She’ll make your night.
This is a club that is not very far from my neighborhood, so I thought that I would stop in and see if I could have a good time there. It’s always a little...
Cicero69
review
5 years ago
Pretty girls, but no handshakes
I was bumped off my flight and rescheduled for early morning so they put me up in a local hotel. Saw it was a 15 minute walk so headed over. Nice inside and ordered...
MniSte656
Colorado
review
6 years ago
Chloe straight up
Dropped on for the first time in about five years. In the pat I never experienced much mileage here and I always got blue balls by it. My buddy and I dropped in after...
Twistedaquila
Pennsylvania
review
6 years ago
Packed
Normally they open at 4:00 every day. So when I stop in at 5 or 6 they're just gearing up. It's usually quiet with just a few girls and customers. So...
Phred69
Mid-Atlantic
review
6 years ago
Why Did it Take So Long?
I've lived within twenty minutes of Lou Turk's for most of my life, but for some reason never visited until this week. While I indicated that my visit was a Friday night, I...
DrYesss
Pennsylvania
review
6 years ago
Good respectable club
Stopped in during the weekend to see what this club had to offer and it wasn’t bad. I do lean towards the seedier locales but this was nice inside, clean and just the right...
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mmfan001
Virginia
review
6 years ago
good lookers
stopped in on Wed afternoon on my way home, thought to just have a beer and check the place out. Was before they started taking cover charge so not much risk. ...
jackd
Pennsylvania
review
6 years ago
What a change!
I hadn't been to Lou Turk's since before the renovation. All I can say is, wow! Hard to believe this is the same place. The outside looks the same, but the...
HandsOnSanta
Philly Philly
review
7 years ago
Mixed bag
I hadn't been here in a while and decided to stop in with a buddy of mine. Very much of a blue collar vibe here. Most girls were friendly but others were making...
BLckCoffee
review
7 years ago
Only 2 dancers !
Parking lot was packed, parked around back, felt safe walking in, well lit. Paid TEN dollar cover and was patted down. Large bar with over 20 patrons and one bartender. Paid Seven dollars for...
Travelinglunchbox
Georgia
review
7 years ago
Better Spot
Went on Monday to watch the game its was pretty ok nice asees couple pretty faces some slim as well they were mainly rican and black.The prices are your regular prices you would expect...
fredlion
Pennsylvania
review
7 years ago
Good place local spot
Been to Uncle Louie’s a couple times now and the place didn’t disappoint. Went with a couple of friends for a bachelor party to have a good time. Mostly white girls here of all...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
7 years ago
Nice visit
As has been mentioned this is more of a neighborhood joint. Some decent looking girls, extras are rare. I was making the rounds on Saturday. Since it was Labor Day weekend...
Phred69
Mid-Atlantic
review
7 years ago
more of a local place
Girlfriend and I were in the mood to try somewhere new so we ventured out near the airport to this place. Rather small but not over crowded and plenty of seating around the...
bigman229
Delaware
review
7 years ago
Could been better
Went here on a Wednesday around about 6ish I dont think I paid a cover charge anyway this place is a smoking place so if you can not handle the smoking do not...
fredlion
Pennsylvania
review
7 years ago
Not so great.
This kinda' sucked. There were 6 dancers on duty and all but one was thick. Two of the dancers were attractive despite being a little thick, but the other 3 thick girls...
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
review
7 years ago
Great spot after the game
This place is easily my favorite place to go in Philadelphia. The dancers are super friendly and not pushy at all. Like most places, there's is a dollar parade after their shift on...
scoresmangotatattoo
review
8 years ago
Lou's
Lou Turks has been a Philly institution for at least 35 years. I hadn't been in decades, but found myself in the area with time to kill. Why not renew old memories? Back in...
Joenamath
The World
review
8 years ago
Gets the Job Done
I was in the area this past Saturday and had a brief window of time to seek the friendly SC environs for a drink and some relaxation. LT's was my only/best option based...
AtticusNJ
Carpe noctem
review
8 years ago
Great Atmosphere, nice club!
It was my first strib club experience, and I really enjoy it:) It is like a suburban place with not too many parking spot, but accessibility is very easy! I parked the car and...
gliserol
California
review
8 years ago
Great for the locals
I visited this place based on the reviews here in Tuscl. Smaller than what I thought but it's nice, not upscale by any means just the typical SC from the suburbs. Parking...
Anthony_sz
review
8 years ago
First timer
I stopped by this place for the first time with a friend who had been there before. He told me nothing before entering so I was a blank slate. Went in at like...
BLckCoffee
review
8 years ago
A little hard to find but worth it!
My GPS put me a little off the path but I called them and they told me they were right across the street from the Wawa and I found them. I went in and...
Harley69
review
8 years ago
Worth a shot
This place had a lot to be desired in terms of atmosphere many years back but has improved quite a bit since then. Good DJ, good vibe. Dancers are a bit aggressive...
gmunny