Lou Turks Reviews

I visited this place based on the reviews here in Tuscl. Smaller than what I thought but it's nice, not upscale by any means just the typical SC from the suburbs. Parking lot seemed small but they have a lot behind the club (I saw a sign with...

I stopped by this place for the first time with a friend who had been there before. He told me nothing before entering so I was a blank slate. Went in at like 7:30 or so and things were just kinda getting started.

I wasn't disappointed at all when I...

My GPS put me a little off the path but I called them and they told me they were right across the street from the Wawa and I found them. I went in and I thought it was a nice place. I got a seat right next to where the...

This place had a lot to be desired in terms of atmosphere many years back but has improved quite a bit since then. Good DJ, good vibe. Dancers are a bit aggressive but ok if you're used to strip clubs. Everyone's friendly and a good time for...

This is a cool spot to get couple drinks and look at pgirls get some dances some touches but nothing more then that so if you want extra dont go here but anyway the drinks are reasonable food is good and the girls were hot alot of ricans and woc...

I've always thought of this place as a friendly neighborhood joint. Decent looking girls, not pushy during the dollar parade. Some girls don't even ask for a dance, just hang out with the regulars after the tip loop, I've been to the $30 private rooms a few...

I love going to this place, it is easily my favorite club in the Philly area. My last few trips have not disappointed. You would never know it from the outside but the place ins't bad at all. What looks like a run down ranch house on the...

Stopped in on a Saturday evening grabbed a few beers. Maybe 8-10 girls on. All decent looking. Normal dollar parade after 2 songs. The girls seemed to be sitting with regulars. Had1 girl cozy up to me after about 40 minutes. She was a little thick but cute. ...

The history and legacy of this place is well known. Other than a brief window after the remodeling and before cameras were installed, extras aren't really an option here. Had some fun at the time, but unless a grind is enough for you now this is more of...

I usually go to oasis but decided to change it up and go Lou Turks the other night for some fun. Didn't love the small parking lot but was able to get a space. Greeted with a reasonable cover charge and metal decter. I sat down by the first...

Me and a few buddies showed up at Lou Turks around 11:30 on a Friday night. It wasn't really that crowded, but there was enough people there that it didn't feel dead. We took a seat at the back bar, and were given our drinks pretty quickly. The drinks weren't...

This place has been here at least 45 years or so, used to be a local legend, back in the day when there were way fewer strip clubs. Many local kids saw their first dancer here.
Location is easy to get to, safe and has parking, but can...

Never been to philly clubs before, and definitely wouldn't come back to this one. Club itself seems to be in a safe area of town. You walk in, there is a long bar to left, another smaller one to right, and then some private dance areas off to...

about 3 girls on rotation when I most went most recently. I've been there with up to 10 girls, as well.

Basically, it's a very low key place in which you should expect high mileage. The girls range across backgrounds and attractiveness and aren't too aggressive with the customers. The...

Wow, was there back in the day but recently was shocked by what a long way this place has come. The cashier when you walk in with brown hair big boobs and a perfect ass was the hottest. Every single bartender looked hotter then every single dancer. Dancers were ok...

There are two bars here, I set it on the back. There was a very hot dancer there (stripper name Nala) Who was doing something on her phone the whole time. I struck up a conversation and she had to leave and said she would be back....

Haven't been to LT's in years. Stopped by on my way back from the airport after dropping off a friend. The place looks really nice inside, but this is strictly look-y no touch-y. 4 or 5 ok looking chicks on duty. Nice bartender and reasonably priced drinks. Normal routine...

I stopped by with some time between meetings. There were a few locals and more dancers than patrons. I didn't expect much of the place coming in. I remember when it seemed like the club was under perpetual construction. Overall the final results came out well. Parking was easy in...

First went to Turk's back aver 30 years ago and it was a lot of fun. You could get a cheese burger and a fur burger during the same lunch break. Stopped in a couple weeks ago while spending the night at a local hotel and stopped in...

I was expecting to work late on Wednesday but was pleasantly surprised to be finished early (10pm). Since I had a late night pass for the evening from the wife I decided to try Lou Turk's since it was on the way home
The building is close to the...

The club is big and very nice in appearance, on the inside. I wish I could say the dancers were equally impressive, but I was disappointed. There were about six or seven girls on shift, a couple of whom probably shouldn't be in the business at all, given their lack...

I visited this place again on a Friday evening not long ago. Pretty much everything stays the same here. A basic neighborhood bar with topless dancers. Girls do 2-3 songs on a small stage near the center of a long somewhat rectangular bar area. After their...

Staying at one of the nearby hotels so I thought I would give Lou a try. Arrived around 730, easily got a seat at the bar and while I was expecting a great deal of smoking from reading past reviews, it wasn't too bad. That is until a...

Not my first trip to Lou Turks, and definitely not my last. Turks has been a staple of Delaware County for many many years. I remember a time when the place had one stage, and the dancers had to set their own music. A few years ago, Turks was remodeled,...

Since Oasis and Purple Orchid were duds, and Vanity Grand, for whatever reason, wasn't open yet at 7 PM, I decided to give here a try, as I hadn't been here in quite a while. Basically more of the same as before, decent mix of girls, races, shapes and...