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Lou Turks
500 Powhatan Ave Essington, PA 19029

Reviews

review
published 3 yrs ago
I plan on going back
reviewed by
WhoopWhoop

8.0

I discovered this place 2 years ago when I was on a road trip. I went there a couple of times until covid. I was on another road trip so I decided to check…

review
published 3 yrs ago
A New Home Club?
reviewed by
AGoodWaySJ

6.7

What to do on a fall Sunday with no Eagles? Let the monger out!

After a disappointing stop at another (empty) competitor club In South Philly, I decided to stop at Lou Turk's on my way…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Some very very good looking girls at Turks.
reviewed by
Adog3742

6.0

Lou Turks always gets a bad rap but it does not deserve it at all. The bartenders are always friendly and the food is great. It is a medium sized club…

review
published 4 yrs ago
My first club visit post COVID
reviewed by
AGoodWaySJ

6.7

So here in suburban Philly, the crackdown has hit pretty hard. For a while all the bars were shut down, then re-opened with a ton of restrictions, then another shutdown.

Now stuff has started to open…

review
published 5 yrs ago
A so so week night at Lou's
reviewed by
newdude9

7.0

Went in on a Thursday evening between 7 -8 and I will only give a brief idea of the layout since it has been discussed here quite a few times.
A nice big place, on…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Turks 2020
reviewed by
tuscl

8.3

Lou Turks has been around for ages , but since they renovated the club several years ago this place is much more comfortable . At times parking can be a challenge on a Friday or…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Solid Tuesday
reviewed by
Lowblow33

8.0

This was my first time at Lou Turks since the renovation a couple years ago. $10 cover but the place does look great. There is a back smaller bar and front larger bar both…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Go chill with Charlie. She’ll make your night.
reviewed by
Cicero69

8.0

This is a club that is not very far from my neighborhood, so I thought that I would stop in and see if I could have a good time there. It’s always a little risky…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Pretty girls, but no handshakes
reviewed by
MniSte656

6.7

I was bumped off my flight and rescheduled for early morning so they put me up in a local hotel. Saw it was a 15 minute walk so headed over. Nice inside and ordered an…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Chloe straight up
reviewed by
Twistedaquila

8.3

Dropped on for the first time in about five years. In the pat I never experienced much mileage here and I always got blue balls by it. My buddy and I dropped in after dinner;…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Packed
reviewed by
Phred69

6.7

Normally they open at 4:00 every day. So when I stop in at 5 or 6 they're just gearing up. It's usually quiet with just a few girls and customers. So from…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Why Did it Take So Long?
reviewed by
DrYesss

7.3

I've lived within twenty minutes of Lou Turk's for most of my life, but for some reason never visited until this week. While I indicated that my visit was a Friday night, I actually…