Reviews

I live not even a mile from Turk’s and have been passing by recently wondering if the gossip that’s been circulating about the club being revamped, with the women being the biggest change?! So Thursday…

I discovered this place 2 years ago when I was on a road trip. I went there a couple of times until covid. I was on another road trip so I decided to check…

What to do on a fall Sunday with no Eagles? Let the monger out! After a disappointing stop at another (empty) competitor club In South Philly, I decided to stop at Lou Turk's on my way…

Lou Turks always gets a bad rap but it does not deserve it at all. The bartenders are always friendly and the food is great. It is a medium sized club…

So here in suburban Philly, the crackdown has hit pretty hard. For a while all the bars were shut down, then re-opened with a ton of restrictions, then another shutdown. Now stuff has started to open…

Went in on a Thursday evening between 7 -8 and I will only give a brief idea of the layout since it has been discussed here quite a few times. A nice big place, on…

Lou Turks has been around for ages , but since they renovated the club several years ago this place is much more comfortable . At times parking can be a challenge on a Friday or…

This was my first time at Lou Turks since the renovation a couple years ago. $10 cover but the place does look great. There is a back smaller bar and front larger bar both…

This is a club that is not very far from my neighborhood, so I thought that I would stop in and see if I could have a good time there. It’s always a little risky…

I was bumped off my flight and rescheduled for early morning so they put me up in a local hotel. Saw it was a 15 minute walk so headed over. Nice inside and ordered an…

Dropped on for the first time in about five years. In the pat I never experienced much mileage here and I always got blue balls by it. My buddy and I dropped in after dinner;…

Normally they open at 4:00 every day. So when I stop in at 5 or 6 they're just gearing up. It's usually quiet with just a few girls and customers. So from…

I've lived within twenty minutes of Lou Turk's for most of my life, but for some reason never visited until this week. While I indicated that my visit was a Friday night, I actually…

Stopped in during the weekend to see what this club had to offer and it wasn’t bad. I do lean towards the seedier locales but this was nice inside, clean and just the right size…

stopped in on Wed afternoon on my way home, thought to just have a beer and check the place out. Was before they started taking cover charge so not much risk. Last…

I hadn't been to Lou Turk's since before the renovation. All I can say is, wow! Hard to believe this is the same place. The outside looks the same, but the inside…

I hadn't been here in a while and decided to stop in with a buddy of mine. Very much of a blue collar vibe here. Most girls were friendly but others were making rounds…

Parking lot was packed, parked around back, felt safe walking in, well lit. Paid TEN dollar cover and was patted down. Large bar with over 20 patrons and one bartender. Paid Seven dollars for a…

Went on Monday to watch the game its was pretty ok nice asees couple pretty faces some slim as well they were mainly rican and black.The prices are your regular prices you would expect nothing…

Been to Uncle Louie’s a couple times now and the place didn’t disappoint. Went with a couple of friends for a bachelor party to have a good time. Mostly white girls here of all shapes…

As has been mentioned this is more of a neighborhood joint. Some decent looking girls, extras are rare. I was making the rounds on Saturday. Since it was Labor Day weekend most…

Girlfriend and I were in the mood to try somewhere new so we ventured out near the airport to this place. Rather small but not over crowded and plenty of seating around the bar.…

Went here on a Wednesday around about 6ish I dont think I paid a cover charge anyway this place is a smoking place so if you can not handle the smoking do not go.Now…

This kinda' sucked. There were 6 dancers on duty and all but one was thick. Two of the dancers were attractive despite being a little thick, but the other 3 thick girls really…

This place is easily my favorite place to go in Philadelphia. The dancers are super friendly and not pushy at all. Like most places, there's is a dollar parade after their shift on stage,…