Lou Turks Reviews

This place will never be a Gentlemen's Club. It's a neighborhood bar with dancers. It's classic like an old pair of shoes is classic. There is no DJ. The girls bring their own music to dance to. Mostly stop by late afternoons. Maybe there are 3 girls working. The bartender...

Foxy the bartender, who is also a dancer, has a terrible attitude. I am always careful to not piss her off. She has nice big tits though and she'll show them to you for a dollar tip! Girls dance pretty well here--especially the russian dancers. Most...

This is a real local dive go go bar if anything. I stopped in 1 afternoon for lunch. I found out they fired their kitchen staff and don't server lunch anymore. This place was practilly empty. There was 1 girl on stage and she was about a 4. I had...

Went at 8pm on a Wed. Night. Beer was less than $4, wasn't charged a cover, but the stage was mostly behind/to the side of the bar and dancers only sat with regulars. There wasn't much happening and it didn't appear that there were any private dances to...

Great for a topless place! Cheap beer, and good looking girls on the night I went. There was about 4 girls there on a weeknight. Cateyes was my favorite. She has a great body, is a good dancer, and is very nice to talk with. ...

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon a few weeks back. Crowd was light (guess everyone was working like I should have been). There were I believe 3 girls working. Very nice and pleasant ladies. Glad to sit around and chat but i guess thats what happens when it's a slow...

Stopped by Friday in the afternoon. If you are in town on Business and want to go to a GoGO Bar , than this is it. Nothing fancy , decent kitchen with typical bar food. The girls dance on stage to songs they play on the cd player. Good variety...

I have to disagree with some of the previous reviews. This is a classic GoGo Bar....not a gentlemann's club. Foxy is the daytime bartender and mgr.. a former dancer with great enhanced breasts and a quick ball-busting sense of humor. They actually pay the girls to work here. Most of...

30 years ago I worked for a liquid oxygen company in Essington. On the first day, the shop guys took me to Lou Turk's for lunch. I went back the other day and was surprised how little had changed. Even the barmaid was a veteran who used to work at...

After a long hiatus, I finally stopped in again, only to be disappointed. Lousy talent, lousy bar, but cheap. Go here if you're on a budget or on your way to the Philly airport. No other reason to go out of your way....

I visited this place Tuesday the 2nd around 11 pm. $7 cover to get in, and that gets you two beers. There were only 3 girls dancing, a 5, a 6 and an 8 on my rating scale. Unfortunately, the 8 had all the personality of a piece of...