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Lou Turks
500 Powhatan Ave Essington, PA 19029

Reviews

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published 9 yrs ago
First time
reviewed by
Lowblow33

6.3

I usually go to oasis but decided to change it up and go Lou Turks the other night for some fun. Didn't love the small parking lot but was able to get a space.…

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published 9 yrs ago
A Friday at Turks
reviewed by
tuscl

5.3

Me and a few buddies showed up at Lou Turks around 11:30 on a Friday night. It wasn't really that crowded, but there was enough people there that it didn't feel dead. We took a…

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published 9 yrs ago
Good for a Neighborhood Joint
reviewed by
dickdecker

6.0

This place has been here at least 45 years or so, used to be a local legend, back in the day when there were way fewer strip clubs. Many local kids saw their first…

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published 9 yrs ago
First and only visit to this club
reviewed by
Oishii_forever

5.3

Never been to philly clubs before, and definitely wouldn't come back to this one. Club itself seems to be in a safe area of town. You walk in, there is a long bar…

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published 9 yrs ago
Okay so long as you don't have high expectations
reviewed by
justanotherguy83

6.3

about 3 girls on rotation when I most went most recently. I've been there with up to 10 girls, as well.

Basically, it's a very low key place in which you should expect high mileage.…

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published 9 yrs ago
Hot bartenders
reviewed by
tuscl

7.0

Wow, was there back in the day but recently was shocked by what a long way this place has come. The cashier when you walk in with brown hair big boobs and a perfect ass…

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published 9 yrs ago
Still love this place
reviewed by
BallHammer

8.3

There are two bars here, I set it on the back. There was a very hot dancer there (stripper name Nala) Who was doing something on her phone the whole time. I…

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published 9 yrs ago
Nice Place, little action
reviewed by
metalek2000

7.0

Haven't been to LT's in years. Stopped by on my way back from the airport after dropping off a friend. The place looks really nice inside, but this is strictly look-y no touch-y. 4…

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published 9 yrs ago
Options
reviewed by
flipnotic.dave

7.3

I stopped by with some time between meetings. There were a few locals and more dancers than patrons. I didn't expect much of the place coming in. I remember when it seemed like the club…

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published 9 yrs ago
Longing for the good ole days
reviewed by
spinner501

8.3

First went to Turk's back aver 30 years ago and it was a lot of fun. You could get a cheese burger and a fur burger during the same lunch break. Stopped in…

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published 9 yrs ago
Pleasant surprise
reviewed by
Persius2

7.0

I was expecting to work late on Wednesday but was pleasantly surprised to be finished early (10pm). Since I had a late night pass for the evening from the wife I decided to try…

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published 9 yrs ago
Middling experience
reviewed by
abesapien

6.7

The club is big and very nice in appearance, on the inside. I wish I could say the dancers were equally impressive, but I was disappointed. There were about six or seven girls on shift,…