Reviews

My first impressions (my first visit): nicely remodeled club, very nice men's room (a welcome change from your typical club). It wasn't very crowded. About half the customers were black the rest white. Relaxed vibe.…

Had not been to Turks since their apparent remodel. Club looks good. Small stage in front when walking in ($5 cover - not bad!) Large stage to the left. Dancers in the…

Went early, only had about an hour to kill, and wanted to check it out. For a quick visit, during early hours, I was impressed with the facility, and the friendliness of the bartender, and…

Stopped in on a recent Saturday evening to start off a night of strip club-hopping in Philly. Things hadn't really started up when I got here around 8 p.m. - there was no cover…

Picked up my car at the airport and decided to hit up this club as a Facebook friend was supposedly working(didn't run into her). Parking is a little tricky but I later found out that the…

I visited on a Wednesday and was surprised how crowded it was for a Wednesday. The Philadelphia Strip club business seems to be in a funk, so to see some signs of life at…

pretty average club drinks are expensive .. dancers hound you .. they are decent looking wouldnt mind to go back but wouldnt mind going elsewhere either .. didnt try the food .. I personally dont…

As I said before, this is a very nice club and I enjoy coming back to visit it again. started at the Bar having a beer, there was this beautiful girl on the stage she's little…

I finally got back to Lou Turks after many years. First off, they really cleaned up the place having done a 100% make over. The physical club is pretty nice. The girls were attractive and…

Covers a visit, late afternoon on a Thursday, around 5PM. Club is in close proximity to the airport. I was expecting kind of a neighborhood bar type of place but it is actually…

This is a Very nice place... I went there a few hours before my flight on a Friday afternoon. The place was not crowed, the were not a lot of girls but the ones there…

Was near the airport and decided to give this place a try. Not a bad location (across from a wawa) and plenty of parking. Girls were okay. One girl really looked like a dude which…

Ok...it's not a top of the line strip club but it is a very consistent club where you'll feel at home after you've been there a while. Plenty of parking, easy to find, safe area.…

I auditioned here and got hired but I doubt if I'm going back. The place looks small from the outside but once you go in, it's actually pretty big. The dressing room is located on…

OMG...they should just close this place. I've been here off and on for 20 years and it just keeps getting worse. I don't know why they bother. I was on my way to the airport…

My first time to Lou Turks and got there a little early. Had to wait outside until 4pm, when one of the dancers pulled up. Smoking looking blonde, and we spoke for a few minutes,…

I also worked near Lou Turks back in the early 80's, and would stop in every Friday nite on my way home from work. It was an amazing dive. Back then, the "main"…

This place isnt a complete dive but it certainly has a local feel to it. The girls seem to know the regulars and will run a dollar parade on anyone at the bar. Drinks are…

Finally found Adrian from Club Risque again. She is at Turks. She is like an angel. She is so hot and gives the hottest couch dances I have ever had. I saw her on…

went to turks as it was close to where I was staying. girls are all "next door Girl" types....no real knockouts...but no dogs either. Heaven is pretty, and gives one of the best stage…

Recent late Friday night visit: Club is very much a local kind of bar that just happens to have topless dancers. Not a club to go out of your way for, or to write home…

My wife and I frequent this club often. The club itself is not the classiest of places but they're getting there with all the changes they are making. The girls are very friendly and also…

Had heard that Lou Turks was on the way back up. Considering the way it was about 8 years ago it had no place else to go. Stopped in to check it out last night.…

I can't believe anyone would think the renovaions were complete, at least to the building. The unpainted top step nailed on the sides of the stage may be needed for the dancers. It just…

the remodeling is basically complete and has really changed the atmosphere. Not a cozy little place anymore but is trying to be more of an upscale gentlemen's club. Some very sexy girls but…