Lou Turks Reviews

Stopped in on a recent Saturday evening to start off a night of strip club-hopping in Philly. Things hadn't really started up when I got here around 8 p.m. - there was no cover when I arrived (not sure if that changes later in the evening). Place is...

Picked up my car at the airport and decided to hit up this club as a Facebook friend was supposedly working(didn't run into her).

Parking is a little tricky but I later found out that the nearby sports bar has the same owners and it's OK to park there. Cover was...

I visited on a Wednesday and was surprised how crowded it was for a Wednesday. The Philadelphia Strip club business seems to be in a funk, so to see some signs of life at Lou Turks was nice. The place was recently renovated and looked good although I was...

pretty average club drinks are expensive .. dancers hound you .. they are decent looking wouldnt mind to go back but wouldnt mind going elsewhere either .. didnt try the food .. I personally dont go to strip clubs for food .. I havent been there during the day id...

As I said before, this is a very nice club and I enjoy coming back to visit it again.
started at the Bar having a beer, there was this beautiful girl on the stage she's little heavy by some standards. However, I like them a little thick. I tipped her for...

I finally got back to Lou Turks after many years. First off, they really cleaned up the place having done a 100% make over. The physical club is pretty nice. The girls were attractive and the music not too loud...just right.

The place had a good vibe for 5 o'clock in...

Covers a visit, late afternoon on a Thursday, around 5PM. Club is in close proximity to the airport. I was expecting kind of a neighborhood bar type of place but it is actually pretty nice inside. Once in the door, the bar is straight ahead and a...

This is a Very nice place... I went there a few hours before my flight on a Friday afternoon. The place was not crowed, the were not a lot of girls but the ones there were very nice. They allow you to smoke at the Bar which is nice,...

Was near the airport and decided to give this place a try. Not a bad location (across from a wawa) and plenty of parking. Girls were okay. One girl really looked like a dude which kind of freaked me out. Beer was priced well. Got a $30 private room dance...

Ok...it's not a top of the line strip club but it is a very consistent club where you'll feel at home after you've been there a while.
Plenty of parking, easy to find, safe area. The dancers run anywhere from a 5 - 8, maybe an occasional 9, never any...

I auditioned here and got hired but I doubt if I'm going back. The place looks small from the outside but once you go in, it's actually pretty big. The dressing room is located on top of a narrow winding staircase and apparently they have this BS rule that only...

OMG...they should just close this place. I've been here off and on for 20 years and it just keeps getting worse. I don't know why they bother. I was on my way to the airport to catch a hop to Chicago...a city where I've never had that much luck finding...

My first time to Lou Turks and got there a little early. Had to wait outside until 4pm, when one of the dancers pulled up. Smoking looking blonde, and we spoke for a few minutes, so I figured I'd hang out until they opened.
Once inside it was a nice looking...

I also worked near Lou Turks back in the early 80's, and would stop in every Friday nite on my way home from work. It was an amazing dive. Back then, the "main" stage was a small platform protruding from the bar. It was about chest high....

This place isnt a complete dive but it certainly has a local feel to it. The girls seem to know the regulars and will run a dollar parade on anyone at the bar. Drinks are average price as are the dances. Maybe I went on a bad night but not...

Finally found Adrian from Club Risque again. She is at Turks. She is like an angel. She is so hot and gives the hottest couch dances I have ever had. I saw her on Saturday and she is still smoking hot. If you happen to stop there look for...

went to turks as it was close to where I was staying. girls are all "next door Girl" types....no real knockouts...but no dogs either. Heaven is pretty, and gives one of the best stage shows I've ever seen..she says she doesn't really practice, but she is dynamite on the...

Recent late Friday night visit: Club is very much a local kind of bar that just happens to have topless dancers. Not a club to go out of your way for, or to write home about. More a place to kick back in hassle free environment.

BASICS- Cover charge was $5,...

My wife and I frequent this club often. The club itself is not the classiest of places but they're getting there with all the changes they are making.

The girls are very friendly and also very couple friendly. We always have a great time hanging out and carrying on...

Had heard that Lou Turks was on the way back up. Considering the way it was about 8 years ago it had no place else to go. Stopped in to check it out last night. Most if not all of the old worn out dancers are gone. Thank God. Cover...

I can't believe anyone would think the renovaions were complete, at least to the building. The unpainted top step nailed on the sides of the stage may be needed for the dancers. It just looks unfinished. You had to go through the kitchen to get to the couch dance...

the remodeling is basically complete and has really changed the atmosphere. Not a cozy little place anymore but is trying to be more of an upscale gentlemen's club. Some very sexy girls but most spend their time working for a few dollars per costumer instead of the old...

What are they doing to my old hang-out? The neighborhood bar is undergoing some changes. There's a sign saying they are under new management. The sign on the door said that they don't open until 3 on weekdays during renovations. Looks like they'll have a real DJ booth soon. There...

The girls were great looking, very intimate. I talked to a lot of them. No lap dances but a lot of ways to tell a girl what you wanted her to do on stage. They have a great DJ and the food is very, very good. I went in on...

Turks is under new management. They now have a DJ and a happy hour buffet. I only stopped in to see if the rumors of new management was true. I plan on going and staying for awhile to see how it is now and I'll write a detailed review after...