Lou Turks Reviews

Lou Turks always gets a bad rap but it does not deserve it at all. The bartenders are always friendly and the food is great. It is a medium sized club with a large main bar and smaller side bar. Both bars have a...

So here in suburban Philly, the crackdown has hit pretty hard. For a while all the bars were shut down, then re-opened with a ton of restrictions, then another shutdown.

Now stuff has started to open up again, but there is no bar seating, no sitting at a table with anyone...

Went in on a Thursday evening between 7 -8 and I will only give a brief idea of the layout since it has been discussed here quite a few times.
A nice big place, on the right there is a biggish stage in between surrounded by a bar with plenty...

Lou Turks has been around for ages , but since they renovated the club several years ago this place is much more comfortable . At times parking can be a challenge on a Friday or Saturday night , but during the week you will not have a problem .

There...

This was my first time at Lou Turks since the renovation a couple years ago. $10 cover but the place does look great. There is a back smaller bar and front larger bar both with small dancer stages. The tip parade is done walking around the outside of the...

This is a club that is not very far from my neighborhood, so I thought that I would stop in and see if I could have a good time there. It’s always a little risky to walk in the place or any of those other neighborhood issues.“ I arrive around...

I was bumped off my flight and rescheduled for early morning so they put me up in a local hotel. Saw it was a 15 minute walk so headed over. Nice inside and ordered an expensive draft. Erica came over and we had a discussion about some interesting topics. Then...

Dropped on for the first time in about five years. In the pat I never experienced much mileage here and I always got blue balls by it. My buddy and I dropped in after dinner; probably around 8, and there was no cover.

Right away there was a little spinner...

Normally they open at 4:00 every day. So when I stop in at 5 or 6 they're just gearing up. It's usually quiet with just a few girls and customers. So from my experience it's a laid back stop, little or no smoking, and maybe not even...

I've lived within twenty minutes of Lou Turk's for most of my life, but for some reason never visited until this week. While I indicated that my visit was a Friday night, I actually stopped by twice, Wednesday evening and Friday.

Each time, there was a $5.00 cover...

Stopped in during the weekend to see what this club had to offer and it wasn’t bad. I do lean towards the seedier locales but this was nice inside, clean and just the right size of busy without being overwhelming. About 15 girls counted of all types and sizes; they...

stopped in on Wed afternoon on my way home, thought to just have a beer and check the place out. Was before they started taking cover charge so not much risk. Last time i was here, most of the girls were a bit overweight for my taste,...

I hadn't been to Lou Turk's since before the renovation. All I can say is, wow! Hard to believe this is the same place. The outside looks the same, but the inside had gone from the diviest of dives to a pretty nice upscale place. The...

I hadn't been here in a while and decided to stop in with a buddy of mine. Very much of a blue collar vibe here. Most girls were friendly but others were making rounds then kept it moving without really trying to chat. The talent here is really...

Parking lot was packed, parked around back, felt safe walking in, well lit. Paid TEN dollar cover and was patted down. Large bar with over 20 patrons and one bartender. Paid Seven dollars for a beer, so, I am down 17 before even getting settled in. One girl finishing up...

Went on Monday to watch the game its was pretty ok nice asees couple pretty faces some slim as well they were mainly rican and black.The prices are your regular prices you would expect nothing crazy.After a few drinks I took one of the girls to the back and mami...

Been to Uncle Louie’s a couple times now and the place didn’t disappoint. Went with a couple of friends for a bachelor party to have a good time. Mostly white girls here of all shapes and sizes with some WOC and Spaniards was well. Drinks were reasonable $5 beers and...

As has been mentioned this is more of a neighborhood joint. Some decent looking girls, extras are rare. I was making the rounds on Saturday. Since it was Labor Day weekend most places were quiet. I expected this place to be dead,but it actually pretty busy....

Girlfriend and I were in the mood to try somewhere new so we ventured out near the airport to this place. Rather small but not over crowded and plenty of seating around the bar. Main stage is immediately to the left as you walk in. Two girls...

This kinda' sucked. There were 6 dancers on duty and all but one was thick. Two of the dancers were attractive despite being a little thick, but the other 3 thick girls really shouldn't have been on stage anywhere. The only thin girl was pretty, but she...

This place is easily my favorite place to go in Philadelphia. The dancers are super friendly and not pushy at all. Like most places, there's is a dollar parade after their shift on stage, as of late, some of the girls have been asking for "one for the front...

Lou Turks has been a Philly institution for at least 35 years. I hadn't been in decades, but found myself in the area with time to kill. Why not renew old memories? Back in the 1970's the girls used to dance right on the bar. They'd approach you and then...

I was in the area this past Saturday and had a brief window of time to seek the friendly SC environs for a drink and some relaxation. LT's was my only/best option based on the time I had, so I read the reviews and took my chances. My...

It was my first strib club experience, and I really enjoy it:) It is like a suburban place with not too many parking spot, but accessibility is very easy! I parked the car and entered through main door. A bodyguard scanned my body which made me more comfortable, and collected...