Lou Turks Reviews

This is a review for a couple of visits over the past few months. I've visited on Friday evening and Sunday evening. This is a real neighborhood bar which also has dancers. Dancer quality isn't super great and is quite variable.

There's one small stage, about...

My first visit here. stayed for a few hours from about 9-12. About 20 or so girls there. Good crowd. All appeared to be black or white or a mix. About half and half. The best looking girls here were thicker(most of which were black). No cover when I arrived....

Stopped in around 12:30
$10 cover
$4.5 lager

Made my second ever trip to Lou Turks, first ever night or weekend visit. The place was packed. Standing room only and not much of it. I'm not sure if it's always that way on Saturday night or if there was some...

Very nice cle club. 6 very attractive girls working. Each will dance 2 songs on stage and then come around to ask for tips. Some guys were wadding up bills and towing them at the girls' ass as they danced. Girls seemed to like it and would shake...

Had not been here in awhile, and was in the neighborhood, so thought I would stop in. Glad I did. Forget the description of the place - all the reviews have it. The important part - the women! A great mixture of race and nationality - something...

It's gotten to the point that I just can't stay away from this place. It's a lot like most places as far as talent level (a few 8-9 range, a lot 5-7 and the few that you would pay to not see). But the attitude of (most) of the girls...

It's gotten to the point that I just can't stay away from this place. It's a lot like most places as far as talent level (a few 8-9 range, a lot 5-7 and the few that you would pay to not see). But the attitude of (most) of the girls...

Since this place was becoming my favorite place for a beer and cigar, I was in the neighborhood so I figured I would stop in for a beer and some friendly conversation. The girls here a extremely friendly and the more they recognize you, the nicer they are. ...

Located in Essington and only about a few minutes from the airport, Lou Turks is the closest club that I could get to from where I live. Friends of mine have been there, so when I gave it a shot, I was hooked. This was the first strip club...

I love this place. Went there at 5pm on Saturday and my draft beer was $2.50 (they go up by $1 later on).
The first couple of dancers one was an 8 the other was a 9.25. The rest were disappointing by comparison. Some had a nice ass but a little...

This neighborhood bar with strippers isn't anything exceptional, but it's worth a visit if you're in the area. Particularly convenient to PHL airport. I visited on a Monday evening around 8:30pm. Doorman initially charged me a $5 cover, but then looked at the time and gave my...

Coming back from a late flight, I noticed that Lou Turks was right next door to the parking facility where I had left my car for the past few days, so I ducked in to see how the place was. I paid a $5 cover at the door to the...

The Basics:<br>
$5 cover the Sunday night that I visited<br>
$5 Yuengling<br>
$20-30 Dances<br>
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Located in an odd parallelogram shaped building at the intersection of Industrial Highway and Jansen Ave just a bit south on 95 from the airport. There is on street parking right but I could see that getting sparse on...

I arrived just before 7:00pm on a recent Wednesday evening. No cover. A mixed drink was $7 - I think the bartender said it was a happy hour price. There were about 4 or 5 girls in the club when I arrived, but I saw a couple...

I travel to PHL and the surrounding areas often and this spot did not disappoint. I arrived around 8 pm tonight (Saturday) and waited at the front desk area expecting an attendant.... I waited some more and since no one showed up I walked in. To the left, main bar...

The place doesnt look too great on the outside and is fairly small on the inside. Usually just one gal dancing on stage while 4-5 other girls are chitchatting with the customers. They were very friendly and not pushy at all. Theyll even keep you company and...

This place is becoming my favorite place to go in Philadelphia. The dancers are super friendly and not pushy at all. Sure there is a dollar parade after their shift on stage, but it worth it because they are very nice. Bella is my favorite girl there at...

My regular spot was a little dead so I took the opportunity to venture South to Lou Turks. They've done a lot with the place,its definitely upgraded since the last time i was here in the 90s. The dancers are good looking,good mix of women. The drinks are priced at...

I haven't been to Turks in over a year but I figured I would give it another try. The place was remodeled a couple of years ago and it really looks nice. The bartenders and girls are friendly, but this place still disappoints if your looking for aggressive action.

The girls...

I had to stop at airport and had some time to spend so swing by this place but not the first time. for a Wednesday night this is the first time. not really great on a Wednesday night very average looking girls and dollar parade wasn't high. Each dancer performs...

This place is your basic neighborhood bar / strip club. Nothing real fancy, but adequate. There's one large somewhat rectangular bar to the left as you enter with a small (~15 ft. square) stage on one side of the bar. There are maybe 15-20 seats surrounding this...

After hearing from my old friend from Atlantis who was getting her life back together now works here, came to this club for only the second time ever. Around 5pm yesterday. Clean bar, mix of clientele and dancers. Dancers about half WOC and half white. None hard on the eyes....

My first impressions (my first visit): nicely remodeled club, very nice men's room (a welcome change from your typical club). It wasn't very crowded. About half the customers were black the rest white. Relaxed vibe. All the dancers I saw were black, very attractive and pleasant to talk to. I...

Had not been to Turks since their apparent remodel. Club looks good. Small stage in front when walking in ($5 cover - not bad!) Large stage to the left. Dancers in the middle on small stage and at far end...even smaller stage. Only large stage open...

Went early, only had about an hour to kill, and wanted to check it out. For a quick visit, during early hours, I was impressed with the facility, and the friendliness of the bartender, and the dancers. NIce clean, modern club. No pressure from the girls, they just walk around...