Southside Johnny's
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6400 W Market St Greensboro, NC 27409

I must just not go on...

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clamheart
Feb 3, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I must just not go on the right night. I have rarely had the experience of the last reviewer, and I have been there every night of the week at one time or another. There is no doubt that the girls are up close and personal, with the occasional SC handshake at the tip rail for a buck. The trouble is the quality, and last night, the quantity.

I arrived about 10 pm and there were 4 girls working and 3 customers. Bubbles is the cutest of the group working last night, with a tight, trim body, and her name tattooed on her back so you can pick her out in a crowd. I have had LDs from her in the past, and they have been uniformly not worth the money. She has great potential, but it is not realized.

Mia is a long term dancer but she has gotten a little thick. She has great attitude and personality, but I just wasn't interested. That left Paige and Niki. Paige would appeal to anyone who is into plus sizes. Too plus for my tastes. She's quick with the SC handshake and leads you on to think 'whoopee'. The only time I took the bait was a complete waste. She delivered nothing. The last girl working was Niki who's pleasant, a little chunky, but friendly.

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