Southside Johnny's
Closed
6400 W Market St Greensboro, NC 27409

I hadn't been here in about...

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clamheart
Oct 8, 2008, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Monday Evening

I hadn't been here in about 3 years. The club is fairly dark and for some reason the lighting seems to make auto-tinting eyeglasses fuzzy, at least mine. The stage is almost an arena with a sunken floor on which the girls ultimately crawl nude in front of foot-high mirrors, mostly looking at themselves. With the tip rail about 8 inches wide, you can get about as close to a nude kitty as you want. There is a tipping area at the end of the stage where you can stand while a girl gives a good nude grind or the occasional nipple in the mouth for $1. Everything is in place for an enjoyable time.

The problem last night was that there were two kinds of women working; nearly anorexic, skinny, flat chested and seemingly stoned on the one hand, and size 18+, 160 lbs or more on the other. One, who thankfully didn't dance although she was available for the couch room, was well over 250 lbs.

Many of the girls were uninterested, and certainly, uninteresting. The fact that there were only about 6 customers probably didn't help, but no one was very inspired. One bright spot was that two girls actually had a nicely trimmed bush, which in these days of totally shaved kitties is occasionally a nice treat.

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