Bottoms Up
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1180 Springfield Ave Irvington, NJ 07111

Visited this club for the first...

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plee0956
Apr 13, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Club Quality
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Visited this club for the first time on a Thursday afternoon ~ 1. The area does not look bad and there is parking in the back with a video monitor so you can see your car. Its a square shaped bar with a stage in the middle. There is a pool table on the far side and a few televisions. I gave a 5 on the physical review because I noted that EVERY chair in the place was wooden and wobbly so if you are a big guy (I am 250 and over 6'2" so big but not obese) you need to be careful on these chairs. If they outfitted the place with metal bar stools the rating would be better.

The girls on this day were 2 Russian middle age (at least mid 40s) women both of whom greeted me with a crotch handshake, 3 African American overweight (one really large and all with big booty's if that is your thing), 2 Spanish ladies, one rather homely and one absolute gorgeous dark haired '10', and one blond Caucasian who was 7 - 8. The girls dance on stage and then come around for dollar tips. The dollar parade was OK and girls didn't come around too often so it wasn't too bad. You can sit at the bar or against the wall but since I was in during the afternoon there were only 9 or 10 customers so there was plenty of space at the bar.

I saw a couple of lap dances but I was waiting for either my gorgeous Spanish dancer and would have settled for the blond dancer of necessary but neither was free for my entire hour there. I really have no rating on LDs since I never could get one. My '6' is based on not many dollars needed on the dollar parade (I used 12$ in more than 1.5 hours waiting for my dancers before giving up).

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