Bottoms Up
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1180 Springfield Ave Irvington, NJ 07111

Bottoms Up is your standard NJ...

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Tyrell77
Apr 4, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Bottoms Up is your standard NJ Latina bikini bar. The bar itself is a throwback to the olden days, with its wood panelling on the walls and general decor that hasn't been changed since the Carter administration. But at least there's a (gravel) parking lot in back. Come in early or risk being blocked in by other cars. The lot is "guarded" by what looks like a crackwhore BSW. But she's just there to collect tips. I gave her a $5 ( I was in a good mood), she thanked me and let me know that she was also available. The lot is "actually" guarded by 2 security cameras. The monitors are mounted up high at the bar so you can keep an eye on your car.

The girls are your usual mix of Latinas at the usual Latina bikini bar. They do a little garbage shuffle dance on the stage, then go around the U shaped bar for tips. If your new to this, this when you can see how game she is. When tipping, try to grab some tit and play with her kitty. She'll most likely ask if you want to buy her a drink. Most of them are nothing special, from late 20s to late 50s. But this late afternoon, there were two that were undeniable 9.5-10s. 2 blondes straight from Brazil, early 20s, TIGHT body and beautiful face. Unfortunately, they were only here to see their usuals/sugar daddies. When they would come around to collect tips it was all business, no small talk, no tit flash/grab. So the rest of us were stuck with the mid 30s rejects. But at least with regular girls extras are available. There is a back room VIP area. It's actually just a storage room with an old lounge chair and dusty kitchen appliances. For about 50, extras are available from the Latina of your choice. Unfortunately, the room time is limited. The room is guarded by a "bouncer" that charges $20 for 10 minutes(??). I left the room unfulfilled because after dropping $70 for our "dance" (50+20), I took too long and the door guy was demanding another $20.

Left the club a bit disappointed, but I still spend a lot less than if I was in the city. BTW, the bar doesn't have an ATM, BUT a bank is right across the street and half a block down.

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