Had some free time on Monday...

Had some free time on Monday afternoon and decided to check out this SC. I had heard good things (i.e getting what you really want) about it so I figured why not.

For those of you that don't know: Irvington is a dump. Straight up and down. I was quite nervous driving through the area, the only reason why I figured it was worth it to check the place out was because it was in the "downtown" section. Still, I don't think I'd head here late at night. If there was a parking lot I didn't see it, just parked on the street with no problems.

The place is a hole-in-the-wall, small, seedy, but the good kind. The kind that you don't feel unsafe, just a bit out of place. No cover. When you walk in there's the main small rectangle bar that seperates the stage and you (there's a pretty heavy tip parade), with an extension off to the left of it. To the right there's a pool table. The crowd, all 9 of us, kept to themselves.

I had heard about all Brazilian places in NJ but never experienced one. I did that day and it wasn't that great. I like Brazilians a lot but I also like them, you know, attractive. Out of the 6 girls in there there was one looker who I ended up spending most of my time with, Celeste, and even she was a 7 at best. The rest were creatures of the night. Her cousin who showed up later was a little younger and a lot more attractive. You'll encounter a language barrier for the most part if you don't speak Portuguese or Spanish.

The mileage, for the little dollar you tip here and there, is pretty awesome. It always great just to get rubbed up by a big assed Brazilian chick. So I was managing what I could with my broken Spanish when I started asking about the private LD room. Celeste said that unfortunately during the day the room isn't in use. Only at night after 8 pm. So, to say that in another way, DON'T COME HERE BEFORE 8 PM. It was a huge waste of my time, although I wouldn't mind seeing Celeste again, that commute from NYC is just too much. From what she intimated however, it does seem a lot goes on back there. Oh well, once I heard it wasn't in use, I got the hell outta dodge.