The key to Bottomn's Up is...

The key to Bottomn's Up is that the rules change after 7:00 pm and on weekends. Before 7:00 it's a shitty hole in the wall in a semi bad neighborhood with a parking lot out back being watched on monitors inside. Usually during the day it's 2 shifts of 3 or 4 dancers, old and at best 4's. Some really old. 50 years old shaking their sagging flesh.

After 7:00 though (and on weekends) it's all those things still with the bonus of more dancers, Brazilians and Latinos and some Russian who don't speak much English but understand $$$ just fine. You'll find some some 7's and 8's and for $20 lappers can be had that will mirror want Patrick Ewing used to get at the Gold Room in Atlanta. The porn star experience where you can play with a girl and have a good time in a crappy store room on a dirty lawn chair. Figure 10 dancers rotating through, go to the back wall bar stools during the ugly ones after you give them a buck and wait for something good to come along. Buy her a drink and enjoy the feels while you are waiting for your turn. And then have yourself a good old time. There are some really bad dancers who always seem to be there, old and ugly missing teeth and with prison tattoos. But don't let them ruin your night. Just say no and then either refuse to make eye contact or step away when they try to vacumn dollars out of your pile. Save your money for the 5 girls every evening that you would probably nail if you saw them in a regular bar and somehow spoke Portuguese and had relatively low standards.