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obviously the lklihood is low. but what if njb is an alien invader?

So I text my CF if she's going to be dancing and she says yes. When Im en route to the club she asks if I prefer to see her in a bikini or lingerie? What would you pick? And…

for i am a vip member and thus better than you. give me all your money and i will spare you

if she was super tall and super fat she'd have a wider and deeper belly button than most. you could lube that shit up and go to town even cum in that belly button. if she was was…

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/01/23/tinder_old_people/ Old of course meaning over 30.

Have you ever tried honey! It works very well and tastes good too!

Question: Why do wives have two sets of lips? Answer: So they can piss and moan at the same time.

What is your way of dealing with a dancer that offers less than what is normal in the club, during a lapdance? (I know clubs are different in terms touching, etc - hence kept is general). 1. Dancer offers way less than…

I see this in all the stripclubs with TVs and every bar in America. All these fucking dudes crying over some random ass college football game. Southeast Iowa College vs Northwest Nebraska university. Ask them to name ONE player on…

This is seriously fun. Hi All, gSteph here, been a lurker here for couple years, just a few replies, this is first post. And it’s on the topic of Newbie (that’s me) fun level. The giddy, head-spinning, glorious delight of caressing…

is this worth the money?

So I recently came across a new CF who I don't totally trust to count songs. I ALWAYS lose count so I was thinking about how to setup a timer or something on my phone. That led me to brainstorming…

So if no discussion on where to 'finish'. Where should you finish assuming this is with a condom. As friend of my says he always finishes inside with condom. Which kinda threw me for a loop.

I’m considering postponing a trip and setting aside $3500 -4000 for visits to Flight Club and Landing Strip. I feel guilty but I suspect I could fuck myself silly on that kind of cash in Detroit :)

Q. What do strippers do with their most intelligent DNA? A. Spit it out.

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Founder.. it sucks

We just had a worst OTC thread. Now hopefully folks can share some of their best. I'm not sure if this is my absolute best, but it ranks in the top 3: https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php5?id=12659 It involved two hot 20 year olds, including one…

So I'm contemplating my first trip to HK as I'll be in the San Diego area and need to be as discreet as possible. Hoping for some advice from more experienced mongers! Documents: I have the global entry card but not a…

In Austin, I think it used to be maybe $700-$800 total out of pocket cost to the customer (room charge+dancer set-your-own-rate) for VIP a few years ago. Now it’s higher. Granted, Austin has expanded a lot, so it makes sense…

Monster Trucks https://g.co/kgs/DJaVS3 It is so awesome they made a movie about it

Anyone have experience with this? I smell weed at almost every club I go to including states where it’s still illegal but I have never smoked it inside the club despite being a heavy pot user. I know one dancer…

1st of all, thank you to BBS for giving me the name for what happened and no she was not involved. Had a woman literally get me to the point where I asked her to stop oral on me. It…

Eskimos can show their tits in wet T-shirt contests. Or frozen T-shirt contests. https://cabinradio.ca/12619/news/yellowknife/yellowknife-strip-club-to-launch-amateur-night/ A few years ago I posted another story about the Yellowknife club. Even Farmerart did not know Yellowknife had a strip club. https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php5?id=35798

Q. Why are strippers like a pair on glasses? A. Because you have to spend $250 to get them on your face.