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I always assumed it was anal sex. But now it seems we have a new contender: presenting you with the still-beating heart of her baby, that she just cut out of its chest. Are there other options?

I've always wondered about this. Why do PLs want strip clubs to have PPVs or otherwise show ML games on bigscreen TVs? Why do many PLs seem to spend more on booze than on dances? I can…

After less than one year in Jacksonville, Urban Meyer is out as the Jaguars’ head coach, sources tell ESPN. https://mobile.twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1471353253539495938

So I'm doing my annual trip to Miami for my birthday and I realized something.... that fricking Jake Paul is having his youtube boxing match on the 18th. Dude this sucks. I need your experience tscl'ers. If I want to…

A few of the women look like hot mamasitas ! https://www.nj.com/hudson/2021/12/9-arrested-on-prostitution-drug-and-weapons-charges-at-secaucus-go-go-bar.html

Rhode Island going to mask mandate this weekend for venues #250+ people and allegedly Vaccine card needed for entry. What's the capacity in desires?

I don’t know why, but every year right around this time I feel I need to buy all this crap I don’t need. I think it’s the constant advertising around us 24/7 especially around the holidays. I need…

I think she's a smoke show, at least. https://www.instagram.com/p/CXb_97XLRvs/ https://www.instagram.com/p/CTnDP5OCARE/ https://www.instagram.com/p/CSfD6s9D_F9/ https://www.instagram.com/p/CSHzGcHC8hQ/

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/tech/8157525/pornhub-year-in-review-most-searched-hentai/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

Strictly in your mongering life. I think when I look back I kick myself more what I didn’t do then what I fucked up on despite a long line of fuck ups. But I present it to you and you don’t…

For the third time in three years, I had a girl explain to me that she signed custody of her baby over to a relative because she knew that the child would be better off. I've heard stuff like…

Per founder, “This site is here PRIMARILY to help guys find strip clubs” So then, what are the secondary reasons this site exists? 1. Demonstrate how being a Trumplican makes you an asshole 2. Demonstrate how being a libtard makes…

https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=3316 Bacon!!

The local mage said I do not have long. Unless I am able to find love from the nicest spice from the far east. I shant have long to live unless you can find in your heart to send a…

Where are all the huge boobs strippers im talking at least DDD or bigger at? In So cal especially. Even in Las vegas rhino it was hard to find? I go to strip clubs to fi d fantasy women not…

A dancer recently remarked to me that her long term goal was to be high school science teacher. I asked her, if there as a really hot guy in her class, was she worried she might end up being…

Beat this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNdcFPjGsm8

First: This is not one of those asking for a friend things when I am really asking for myself. This is definitely not my situation. I just had dinner tonight with a newly divorced friend. He is in his early…

No, no, not movies about strippers or strip clubs. And not scenes taking place in strip clubs. This is more of a "choose your own adventure" kind of thing. Pick a movie. If its characters were in a titty bar, who…

On a scale of 1 to 10 how confidant are you that, when founder told us to stop being assholes, he didn't mean you? For me, I'd say about 6.5.

There's a lot to love there! https://www.instagram.com/reel/CXODqMZlaNa/?utm_medium=copy_link

I will let VIP members see it first. Stay tuned for a link

Look, I'm a pretty easy going guy. Stop creating alias accounts just to leave dumb-mother-fucking comments. It's just pathetic. This site is here PRIMARILY to help guys find strip clubs and help strippers find a place to…

About this time in 2016, I wrote and posted a holiday review of Follies which was well received. Because we have had so many new people join TUSCL since then, I thought I'd run it again. (RIP, Follies...) Enjoy! A…

If I want a dance from a dancer, I'm in VIP within about 30 seconds of saying hello. I've always wondered why everyone isn't like this. Getting a sales talk is not usually considered enjoyable ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfUQzppLyDM ). I…