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Ok, I was curious about the underwear vs commando debate, so, in the name of science, I did my own experiment. Went to the club twice with underwear, and twice without. I will agree that there is an improvement in…

How do you know if a stripper is really your FRIEND?

What do you think of strippers who LIE when they are ASKED what their REAL NAME is and give a FAKE name as their REAL NAME?

Sounds like a dream come true, don't it? What has been your experience?

If you could PAY a stripper to CARE about you, how much MONEY would you PAY her for this?

I'm inclined to say the darker the better. Obviously, I don't want it so dark I can't see the strippers, but I've never been where I couldn't see well enough after my eyes had a minute to adjust. However, more…

Have you ever had a stripper want to make love to you because she liked you and was turned on?? It happened to me once. It was back when I was in my mid twenties, thin and I…

If a stripper KISSES you on the mouth, does that mean she REALLY LIKES YOU? What do you do afterwards? Do you ASK her what her REAL NAME is and what her PHONE NUMBER is and if she…

How often do you KISS a stripper in a DEEP FRENCH KISS? Do you enjoy it? Do you PAY for this? If so, how much?

I propose that reviewers start timing songs, and post equivalent hourly rate per lap dance. Think 15 seconds or so doesn't matter, think again! The worst clippers seem to be Spearmint Rhino, Deja Vu, and 2 clubs around LAX airport.…

Are there any customers out there who PAY for SEXUAL SERVICES from strippers (whether INSIDE the club or OUTSIDE) because they lack the capacity for EMOTIONAL contact? Any customers who PAY for these things because they feel like they…

What do you think of strippers who LIE about their REAL NAME when they are ASKED by customers? There have been posts on various message boards in which a stripper has posted that they KNOW that if a customer…

Suppose the list of users of this board were to be checked. And suppose that 10+ users "ignored" the same user. Than it would be nice to just see such "ignored" user banned.

I was thinking that there has got to be another way to rid ourselves of the davids/Clifbar problem. Suddenly it came to me. All we have to do is wait for the little yellow bus to come and take him…

Man Upset With Penile Work Pleads Guilty Email this Story Apr 5, 7:24 PM (ET) PHILADELPHIA (AP) - A man pleaded guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges for sending a mail bomb to a Chicago surgeon he said botched…

Gentlemen: I would like to try an experiment involving a "peace and love and positivity" type approach to life. As part of this I will have to break off from the flame wars on TUSCL for the duration of the…

PLEASE leave your lurid sexual escapades out of your answers. By the time I realise you're launching into one it's too late. I don't know if I am speaking for anyone else but I get it. You're a stud who…

I was at a club and while grinding her body on my erect dick, she mentioned loving her job. I had asked her if she like giving lap dances and she said "I love everything about my job, I love…

I recieved a Private message from a former Favorite over at the Pinksite. I had told her a long while ago that I didn't care for her new club because they hardly played any R&B music and very little…

What the fuck is it with stripper who rant on stripper websites? Don't some stripper understant that their PRICES are often OVERINFLATED How much do you think is a FAIR price for a lap dance? Do you think FIVE

I experienced my first OTC a week ago & thought it was going to be the first of many to follow the way we parted but the next day I get a cell phone message saying she felt guilty about…

I have been thinking about a conversation that I had with a dancer last week, when I stopped into a club for lunch. The dancer sat with me while she ate her lunch, and we had a nice talk. One…

In your experience, how much time do clubs give for LD's? Like anywhere else, quality depends on the dancer. I'm just asking about time and environment. I know of two places in South Jersey that allow 4 minutes at $30…

I was wondering what types of books TUSCLers are reading. Which are your favorites. I'll start, Horror fiction: anything by Bentley Little. This includes "The Store, The Mailman, and The Resort." Also the new Stephen King novel about Cell phones was a…

I am starting a new thread due to my technical incompetence, since it really applies to a recent thread about bachelor parties--which I don't know how to access, since it has "dropped off" this page. As I said on that thread,…