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I paid for most of the dances and then asked if she had change. She says NO, but I'll be right back. Before you know it I catch her as she is driving out of the parking lot.…

A few recent posts in a recent thread, prompted this topic. Maybe it's just a coincidence, but it was sounding like several people on this board had what they considered to be an offbeat sense of humor. I…

Fortunately, I don't get this often. This older (negative) dancer with years of stripping experience (negative) came up and started giving me a very nice massage (a plus) and waits until I'm feeling good (a plus) and then she…

As I was updating my IGNORE LIST, I went to type in the usual suspects-- looks like my list is one name shorter than it used to be...Did I miss something?...lol.

Just wondering how many of you have seen this funny video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k66epna2Sss&watch_response Apparently there have been over 6 million hits on it already. I found it funny. I didn't go looking for it but stumbled onto it.

I hope the club checked her ID. My #1 favorite introduced her to me. Brand new at the club. Cute as hell next door type of girl. 95 lbs, small "B's, totally hard bodied, no tatoos or body piercings, warm…

My former ATF - Whats the big deal? They are just tits! My current #1 favorite - Loves it. She has the best looking fake tits that I have ever seen, felt or sucked. Last week she introduced me to a…

The immediate answer was yes. I like a good deal. Then I thought what if the free lunch requires me to drive more than 5 miles. What if the free meal is good only at a Haitian restaurant.…

I stopped in over at The Trap and asked for a Bud Light. The bartender says NO you're an alcoholic and the only thing I'm serving you is water. I laughed and asked since when did I become…

OK.... after having welcomed and read "vincents9" first topic, I had to start a topic myself, as it's been a while anyway. The question is.... do us clubbers have egos? Do we want to impress the dancers? Is clubbing…

I think you guys are funny in a good way. You worry too much of what a dancer thinks of you. Been dancing on and off for 6 years in Phoenix. Sorry, most girls just really do want your money.…

Has anyone other than me picked him out? Different nick name. Different personality(good) but the same writing style. Check his club reviews. He is back...

Just testing.

Did anyone go? I didn't. My son(30) and daughter(31) took me out to dinner. Knowing that I had spent 3 days at my favorite strip club last week. my daughter asked if I got any freebies. NO, I didn't and…

In all of my years of strip clubbing, I have only met one. She started dancing at my favorite club about a year ago. She is on my favorites list. She is no "10". Maybe a "7" in appearance. Her…

I heard a new term used the other night in a club, that I'd never heard before, which is surprising 'cause I consider myself to be pretty current with terms and phrases used for strip club and porn jargon, as…

I seem to be occasionally having some static electricity problems. I'm still trying to figure out how I am building up charges and zapping objects and now a person. It seems strange to do so to only one…

This isn't how I wanted to know that one of my favorites quit. I went to my favorite club in middle of nowhere Iowa tonight. I arrive in town, and realize I have to use the rest room,…

I've attended strip clubs here in New Orleans several times in the last eight months, or so, since I moved back here. On more than one occasion, my discussion with strippers has ended up with a gentle surprise that we…

Just rode by there and saw a sign "Closed for Renovations" usually meaning they were shut down or gone out of business. Tried calling their number and it has been disconnected. Anybody know what happened?

Went back to one of my regular clubs tonight. It was very slow at first. I didn't see my Favorite Essence or any of the other dancers I know. As the night went on, here comes Essence walking into the…

Some where on one of these threads, I mentioned a dancer named T---, who worked at my favorite club. Bones refered to her as a hot spinner. 6 or 7 months ago, I was getting a lot of sex from…

This isn't a strip club question per se, but since the Board has been a bit slow lately, I thought I would toss this question out: Does anyone go to Hooters? Myself -- never been there......have no desire to go…

I noticed yesterday and today, the start page has changed so that I no longer see a message that read something like "the page no longer exists" in the middle of the log on page. However I can type…

Will be at Kokomo's infamous Hip Hugger on Thursday afternoon, June 21st. Might plan on staying the evening in Kokomo or Indy. Anyone care to meet up with me, feel free to email me.