Posters With Crazy "Theories"

Seems there are many posters here with some pretty elaboare theories about why strippers will not want to date, be friends, or have sex with you if you don't pay you money. Many of the same posters theorize that they will just think you are an asshole. These theories are all very nice and good, but unfortunately run contrary to what you would discover if you tested them out for real. So keep theorizing all you want about why things which do work, shouldn't work. (Like my fellow blackjack players who would theorize why card counting shouldn't work). Some of us will continue to live and reality and deal with what actually does work despite your theories to the contrary.