Look-a-likes?
Anyone else been attracted to a dancer because she looked like someone you know from your real life? Happened to me once on a trip - dancer could have been twin sisters with a girl from my office I had a thing for. Not super sexy, more the cute college girl type. It was a slow night so I was able to spend most of the evening with the girl, getting dances, buying her drinks, etc. She was pretty new to dancing and seemed flattered that I was so into her (I didn't tell her the reason). My office girl wears those sexy Tina Fey style reading glasses, and I remember thinking that if the dancer was wearing glasses she would be a perfect match. About that time dancer excused herself and when she came back she was wearing the same kind of glasses! Said her contacts were bothering her and did I mind if she wore her glasses? I said, hell no, went on to have a great time and gave her a nice tip when I left. I did feel a little awkward when I got back and saw my office mate - I kept picturing her topless!
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Needless to say, it raised the eroticism of the LD's. During LD's I have a habit of sliding my finger along a dancer's slit. Halfway through the second song, her back was to me, she was bent over and I was playing with her clit through her panties. After a minute, she turned to adjust and was settling into my lap when the lights suddenly dimmed. We both looked up, wondering if there was a problem, then after about twenty seconds, when it appeared someone was going for a certain dimness, playing with a dimmer and it was now suddenly mostly dark, she got a naughty smile and stood up. She slid her panties off and worked into my chair so that her kitty was in my face. I partook of her sweetness for a couple of minutes. She was moaning softly and she was shaking.
A long moment later, she climbed down. Going to her knees, she opened my zipper and took Mr. Happy out. She kissed the tip and rubbed him on her cheeks. "Do you have a condom?" she asked. I told her no. She got a disappointed look on her face. I was getting nervous because I had limited funds and I was getting nervous. I put Mr. Happy away and thanked her, then paid her.
She gave me a patronizing smile and we hugged. I left.
A month later, when I went back, she wasn't there. I never saw her again.
The truth is that it always seems like there is some dancer who looks like somebody I know whenever and wherever I go. I can't say I've ever seen anyone who unintentionally resembled a celebrity.
You sure are one sick fuck scat...sheesh...
Dudester...always bring a condom (or more!) to a strip club.
I've met a few strippers in Canada that look like Fiona Apple, which was a turn-on for me personally. I also met a stripper down in RI once at the Satin Doll that looked kind of like Paris Hilton...even her stage name was Paris...lol...
First, I'd love to experience on some occasion, that a hot girl whom I lust after in normal life, would turn out to be available to me in a strip club. I'd jump at that chance. Thought it might be awkward in the strip club at first, and it certainly would be, later when we met in normal life again.
Second, I have seen strippers walking about the normal world in normal activities, not dolled up as strippers. I recognized them, and did them the favor of not pointing them out or saying anything. They also didn't say anything to me, though I don't know if they recognized me or not.
Third, I have encountered at least one or two bartenders (mostly female) who have worked at strip clubs, as they bartend at normal life clubs too. I've recognized them, and one has mentioned that she recognized me, but she didn't mention it to anyone other than me (I hope!).
Fourth, I have noticed that sometimes I find strippers more attractive when they have certain characteristics that remind me of a girl I might be lusting after. Maybe a haircut similar to past girlfriend, or someone I met at a party a few nights or weeks earlier. So, a stripper who would otherwise rate as a 6 on my usual scale, can magically jump up to an 8 if she happens to get lucky and have the right haircut, or the right shorts, or the right fingernail polish, or something. And this isn't "overt." It's not the fingernail polish I'm attracted to, at least not in my conscious mind. In my perception, it's the "whole girl" of the stripper that attracts me more. But of course, rationally I realize (later, or at the time) that it's probably an association that cause a large portion of the attraction.
Another thing, is that I'd love to have an opportunity to HAVE a "strip club" of my own which allowed "strip club life" to bleed over into "real life." Like, check this fantasy: be a very successful businessman who owns a three-story corporate-mall type of building, where some of my business is held, and where there are some renters in the corporate park, too. And the third floor is just "unoccupied" according to the building lease and directory, but actually it houses a strip club and full-service brothel. We "entertain clients" there, and invite select strippers and/or web escorts to work. Wouldn't that be nice? Hmm? :)
Another fantasy cross-over that I have, is finding someone whom I know and lust after in real-life, as she acts in a (very hot!) internet porn scene. Especially a girl that has otherwise been unattainable or distant from me. I don't think I'd want to "use" the knowledge to manipulate or blackmail her, but it would be nice, then, to have the chance to act in a scene with her.
Finally, the ultimate fantasy: a really hot girl who professionally does a lot of internet porn, who then invites me to be her internet porn scene partner, and then initiates a relationship with me, and we continue to be internet porn creators for a nice long time. Sounds great! Like, being the husband of that "I deep throat" girl, or that "Wifey" person, both of whose porn scenes I regularly check out on the 'net. They tend to be acting with the same man all the time -- though there are exceptions -- and, all I gotta say is, that is ONE LUCKY MAN.