off topic, slightly re: Playboy
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NEW YORK (Reuters) - Playboy Enterprises Inc, publisher of one of the world's best known adult magazines, posted a wider fourth-quarter loss, hurt by $157.2 million in restructuring and other one-time costs, as well as weaker-than-expected revenue.
The company, which posted a net loss in each quarter of 2008, also said it WOULD BE OPEN TO AN OUTRIGHT SALE OF THE COMPANY, or changes in the strategic direction of the flagship Playboy Magazine.
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2) It would be a stroke of brilliance if Hooters bought the magazine. Hooters girls, nowadays, are actually more desireable, more approachable, than Playmates. The restaurant chain would have a virtually inexhaustable supply of models. Bunnymag was at it's best (1970's) when it had clubs. Hooters could take the extra step of having "premium restaurants" where the waitresses wore very very little. The marriage of magazine and restaurant chain would be a perfect match.
Anyone here have a subscription?
I am complaining because I can do better. First thing I would do is fire the writing staff, then hire writers in touch with America and reality. The magazine, in it's present form, would go away. The 20 questions, along with the big giant interview would go away. The fiction story (who reads that shit?) would go away. I'd talk to the NRA and have a gun of the month feature. There would also be a classic car of the month feature-with a proud owner telling us what he did to fix up his 69 stang. There would be a better movie section. Once a month, there would be a porn star in the mag (no blondes with surgically altered hooters). Girls would be selected from across the American spectrum, and found in new places. Besides the cloning effect of Playmates going on now, the other problem is that they all come from upper middle class homes. The new playmates would be found in convenience stores, Walmart, restaurants, and in hair salons. They will be white, black, asian, hispanic, and if found-native American. Finally, the only time "Celeb" will be used on the cover is when a well known B actress, or A lister actually decides to bare all-no more reality stars-they ain't celebs.
I don't think the basic format of the magazine has ever changed. It may have been cutting edge back in the 50's and 60's but we have cable, satellite TV, and the internet now and it is behind the times and in desperate need of an update.
I agree with some prior assertions- I ignore 49 out of 50 of fiction work. Many of interview subjects, don't know 'em, don't really give a crap what they have to say. (Some interviews I enjoy reading, though). As for PM socioeconomic background- 2 different PMOY's: 1 worked at a grocery store counter, another behind a deli counter. A few POM's have been Hooters Girls. As for assertion that PB is an endless parade of blondes: A glance at the Jan '09 issue of the 12- 2008 POM's- There were 5 blondes. Of the remaining non-blondes were 1 Asian, and 1 Tanzanian. Seems like a fairly typical medium/large stripclub dancer demographic to me. I guess to satisfy some tastes, featured POM's should be from 12 different ethnicities/nationalities, much like car magazine avoiding featuring particlar manufacturer more than once in 1 year.
I get Playboy for like a dollar an issue and it hasn't changed in maybe 30 years-same old stuff just different pussy.
Part of PB's problem is they try to be classy in what is becoming more and more a classless society. Blue jeans, t-shirts, chugging beer - the bow tie guys are dorks.
Playboy has been over & done with for a looong time now...they just don't realize it. It was probably one of my first expsoures to "porn" when I was a kid, and I had my first subscription when I was a teenager. Then I got another subscription when I was older for some ridiculously low price. Who has the time to be reading all the crap that they put in that magazine anyways?? There are much better mags that show waaay more hot, young women than Playboy.
Hefner has also been a sad joke for sometime now. He hardly ever leaves his house, and his "girlfriends" were all fucking other guys and/or closet lesbians...too bad...
And yes, Hef doesn't know what he's doing anymore when it comes to the magazine.