What would you like to see "new" in a strip club???

I would like to see cheap drink prices and extra low cost lap dances or let the table dances be as good as the lap dances. Take away all the no touching rules, etc. Have a decent hamburger with lettuce, tomato, ketchup, and mustard and a large side order of fries. The fries could be thick but not greasy. Then you could enjoy the dancers and satisfy your stomach when you get hungry. If the clubs had an adjoining restaurant that dancers also walked into as well, you could sit and have a food break with your favorite dancer without even leaving the club premises. This would work well if the restaurant prices are close to normal food prices and the restaurant is managed well and is clean with good food.

I wonder if video gambling could come back into strip clubs if your winnings were redeemable by getting lap dances on the house. Video gambling for money is illegal here in South Carolina. I don't know someone might argue getting lap dances as winnings was a monetary reward.

It would be nice to see some espresso drinks served in a strip club. Starbucks, etc.

Hey, I got another idea. How about trees and a waterfall?

A stage with depth. If the dancer just wants to just use the front part to use the pole-fine. The back part would have a bed where the dancer could use her imagination.

What I'd really like to see is the old type bordello design. A victorian style house. As you enter,there's a "parlor" to your right where the stage shows go on. There's a kitchen and dining room also on the floor and a room where you could watch TV (a game?) instead of the stage shows. Upstairs-private rooms for private entertainment.

I've seen a waterfall. Think I've seen fake indoor trees but if I did I can't remember where off the top of my head.

Now that I think about it, there used to be a place called the Ebony Inn in DC that might've had plants. Nothing exciting but the memory is there. Think the place either was or doubled as a restaurant. Was run by the same guys that ran 1919 near the end of the dollar lap dance era in that town.

Only went there once when a buddy of mine was feuding with a dancer over at Florida and U and we wanted peace and quiet. Never found our way back since we only got there the first time by tailing some guy driving about about 80 in the city (who didn't even slow down in the parking lot).

It would be nice to have more places willing to let the girls give a quality sample for $1 or so. Some girls will in a lot of places, but there aren't that many clubs I've run across that still have that as a rule. And in the places that do they typically aren't that great.

How about no annoying shot girls. Lap dance rooms that are completely private with doors that lock. No men's room attendant and outstanding waitress service. Comfortable seats everywhere and enough seats to accommodate everyone who has paid the cover charge even at peak times. A pleasant DJ who plays long songs like "Stairway to Heaven" and "In a Godda Da Vida". Dancers who are smoking hot. Great food for low prices and drinks like you would pour at home for a reasonable price. Hey I think I nodded off and was dreaming.

robofan,

That is the club we will have in heaven. No wait, we will never make it there!

One word: smokeless.

O.

Bordello / brothel. You meet the girls, drink with them, WATCH them as they remove clothing and stage-dance (to make sure they don't have fat bellies or fake bolt-ons or something), interact with them stage-side (make-out?), then pick your preference and go have fun upstairs. And I'd like the third-floor upstairs room to overlook the stage on the first floor ... and if you pay enough, to overlook the blowjob booths on the second floor. :)

Website with accurate, regularly updated, TRUTHFUL information about which girls will be available at what times of day. (And for what services?) Pictures.

Outdoor pool. Smear on the sun screen. Topless sunbathing. Nude sunbathing for me. She smears on the sun screen ...

Workout gym. Girls get hot and sweaty. They do their cardio topless. I do my cardio. All the while some hottie is jiggling and I'm watching my game on the TV.

Oh the things I could imagine ...

Did anyone read that story about the Broadcom guy? His little "love den"? THAT's what I'ma talkina BOUT!

ozymandias- I'm not sure you would ever get there, but Iowa has smokeless strip clubs. I thought Illinois did, too, and other isolated places may.

o-man: Two words: search function

More words: Type in "states with non-smoking laws" More words: Go to travel/airline websites, book thyself a flight to non-smoking destinations. Two words: Stop dreaming.

All California clubs are smokeless.

Mons Venus in Tampa is smokeless. Most of Houston is going smokeless.

Illinois is smokeless! :-))))

What I'd like to see is a little low-wattage illumination in private dance / VIP areas. My pet peeve is when a darker-skinned dancer is displaying her goodies to me and I can't see a thing because the booth is just too darn dark. I was really thrilled one time when my favorite Filipina cutie produced a mini flashlight and put some light on the subject. Maybe a flashlight consession right outside the VIP room....

"1. Combine a strip club with a casino. Win some money and then spend it on the strippers. Lose some money and then spend less or none on the strippers...LOL."

Funny somebody mentioned this. The club I work at had a Texas Hold'em Night. We gave away a free lap dance to the winner of each game. The guys played for point and not cash because of the state gambling law. I made a ton of money on those nights.

How 'bout you just play poker with the dancers? (Get it? "Poke her"? Har har ...)