Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
At one club I use to frequent, there was a really hot dancer of Middle Eastern ancestry. My #1 fav at the time really wanted to get busy with her. But one day she saw her in Walmart, and that was the end of that. Just thinking of her made my fav go dry as the Sahara down there. But, that got me thinking, everybody ends up at Walmart sooner or later, right? And, really, does anyone look good when they're in a Walmart? So, if you spend a lot of time hanging out there, you'll probably see most of your local strippers in there sooner or later. And it may be enough to make you never want to spend another dime on them. And Walmarts are big, so you'll get exercise by free range browsing.
lmfao that is fucked up but I get it. The walmart thing mainly applies in smaller cities and towns though. I know in one area I kept seeing familiar faces all the time at walmart. Too damn small for me lmfao!!!! Here's the other side of the coin, maybe a lot of strippers intentionally look like shit outside of work because it is fucking annoying to draw attention? Nice to be able to just disappear.
Side note, I am not sure I've ever even met a legitimate middle eastern dancer lol.
Idk, but I suspect that you'll see a lot more hot ass, including hot stripper ass, trolling the parking lot of Target than you will at Walmart. I recently visited a Target and what a difference, lol.
I fantasize about what my fave looks like when she goes to the Acme but she says she only shops at Whole Foods. Too rich for my blood. She also drives a nicer car than me.
I very rarely shop at Walmart, but that's not really the point of the thread. I do see quite a few strippers out in the wild so to speak. Often times it's at the beach or even more commonly at a sandbar or similar water based hangout spot. With the water, many have swapped out their makeup for sunscreen, but it's rare I see a girl I think looked good in the club and am disappointed with her looks at the beach. Sometimes it's the other way around, I'll see a girl I think is meh at the club but then see her a little more natural looking and out frolicking in the waves with a genuine smile on her face and she looks much better.
It's much rarer I see them doing more mundane shit, but I've only once seen a stripper I thought was hot ITC that I was turned off by OTC. A few that maybe had some complexion issues that were hidden by makeup, but nothing major. The one I was totally turned off by was due to her obvious signs of drug abuse that were visible in daylight but hidden by makeup, glitter, fishnets, and club lighting.
My local Walmarts hold up better in my actual stripper viewing department, than my local Targets. I've seen 3 actual strippers in my Walmart shopping tours - a 9, a 7, and a 6! The 9 was shopping for baby diapers (with child in tow) and still looked good. There are better looking civi's in Target almost always!
Before COVID, the nicest grocery store in town was like a singles bar after work (from about 4-6PM). There was 2 hospitals and 2 companies that had probably 1,000+ desk jobs (hence people dressing up for work) within a mile of this grocery store.
If I was ever in there during that time the civilian babes walking through there was insane, all dressed up, combined with hot nurses too.
Sadly, today I think most people just order their groceries online and pick them up, at one of the office buildings I mentioned over 80% of the staff work from home and the other one closed completely.
near me there is Whole Foods across the street from the FAU campus, doesn't matter what time , day or night, if that supermarket is open it's an ass show case and there are plenty of singles going there to mingle.
Spending time in a stripper's messy home, realizing what a fucking mess she actually is can definitely pop a hole in the fantasy. It's relatively easy for girls to seem mysterious and elegant at the club.
But yeah, although I'm more of a Target guy, I appreciate that Walmart has Everything. Target is very snooty about what they carry in certain departments. The snack aisle of Walmart is amazing. And they carry car batteries.
I'm guessing if you really wanna see people not at their best, take a spin through Dollar General or similar store. Even if you don't run into a dressed-down stripper, what you do see might be such a turn off you won't think about strip clubs for a while.
This thread is not what I expected given the title. One of my all time favorite Walmart stops was with a stripper. She needed to pick up a few things before we went out (that she paid for with her own money btw). If you've ever wondered if strippers bend over with their legs straight and ass up in the air wherever they go, I knew at least one that did. I'm the guy looking the other way in probably half a dozen Walmart memes from about 20 minutes of shopping lol...
I'm wondering about the commenters who keep bumping into strippers out in the real world. Do you live in those cities with 100,000 people and 25 strip clubs that Muddy talked about in a recent discussion thread? I never accidentally encounter into them in the wild. Heck, I know my fave's home address, the gym she goes to, and the make, model, color and license plate # on her car, and she still manages to elude me in traffic sometimes. :) On a more serious note, I met an escort once who told me that when the calls aren't coming in, she'll hit the Whole Foods or Wegman's (considered high end in my neck of the woods) to try to drum up business. So, if you're at the store and somebody really slutty looking catches your eye, she may be more than eye candy. Good reason to always carry one of those cold bags in your car so the frozen foods don't that during an unexpected liaison.
^^ilbbaicnl^^ Don't know the answer to your question. For all I know, supermarket sluts have been sending me secret signals for years and they've been going straight over my head. In the unlikely event I ever run into this woman again, I'll ask her to explain what she does, or maybe even act it out, and then I'll report to the group.
My favorite time seeing a stripper in public was a couple of years ago at the Worcester Probate Court in Mass. Going through the metal detectors she was told to take off her shoes. She just picked up her leg, bent it and grabbed her shoe. When her dress rode up there was her lovely ass and I thought thank God for thongs. I then looked at the court officer's face as he saw her from the front and his wide eyes and open mouth indicated no thong, just naked, showing pussy. Only 100 lawyers came over to say hi during the 15 minutes I chatted with her.
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Side note, I am not sure I've ever even met a legitimate middle eastern dancer lol.
It's much rarer I see them doing more mundane shit, but I've only once seen a stripper I thought was hot ITC that I was turned off by OTC. A few that maybe had some complexion issues that were hidden by makeup, but nothing major. The one I was totally turned off by was due to her obvious signs of drug abuse that were visible in daylight but hidden by makeup, glitter, fishnets, and club lighting.
If I was ever in there during that time the civilian babes walking through there was insane, all dressed up, combined with hot nurses too.
Sadly, today I think most people just order their groceries online and pick them up, at one of the office buildings I mentioned over 80% of the staff work from home and the other one closed completely.
But yeah, although I'm more of a Target guy, I appreciate that Walmart has Everything. Target is very snooty about what they carry in certain departments. The snack aisle of Walmart is amazing. And they carry car batteries.
On a more serious note, I met an escort once who told me that when the calls aren't coming in, she'll hit the Whole Foods or Wegman's (considered high end in my neck of the woods) to try to drum up business. So, if you're at the store and somebody really slutty looking catches your eye, she may be more than eye candy. Good reason to always carry one of those cold bags in your car so the frozen foods don't that during an unexpected liaison.