Times you've gotten jealous of the dancers

Lol Muddy, are you going Bruce Jenner on us?

😳

Ummm....no....never crossed my mind.

Everything alright Mud? You've been posting some increasingly interesting...thoughts...on here lately, even by your standards.

My favorite part of this encounter is how you use the name Tammy, kinda like how the rest of the world uses Jane or John Doe, to label your dancer. Lmfao! You must’ve had a fat ass Tammy from your childhood like everyone else has!!

Muddy ape, assuming that you are frequenting strip clubs with sexy female hairless apes and not some sort of weird trans shit I’ll tell you one thing Tammy has that you don’t: tits and pussy. Whereas you presumably have a wang.

And let me tell you something - this rick don’t wanna see no dancin’ wangs. Keep that wang to yourself. Capeesh? ROAR!!!

Is this a crisis based on the stripper text bombing flame out? /s
Don’t over complicate it or besmirch it trying to parse out the logic. This is actually one of the more beautiful simplicities of life. There is feminine eye candy and then there is swinging dick. Every metro area has dozens — Tampa metro 40+ — strip clubs featuring feminine eye candy while swinging dick comes in around zero. Just about everyone, even other females, are visually pleased by feminine eye candy. It’s why the magician has the beautiful assistant, the crowd notices her while the magician activates the trap door. Evolution prioritized the visuals for females, it prioritized something else for males. Put another way, a rose and ragweed both have their critical place in nature but one inherited colors to stand out while the other inherited better defense. Imho try not to over complicate why the rose holds beauty, it just does.

Muddy: You might be suffering from some Post Traumatic West Virginia Syndrome!

No "jealous" per se, but I do have mad respect for good dancers who can do all of these things I could never do: 1.Look fit and sexy (even if they aren't classically beautiful); 2. Put on a good stage show (even if they can't do the acrobatics, but have the moves that hold your attention); 3. Come off the stage and appear to be interested in people they wouldn't give a second look at IRL, for hours on end; and 4. Can work in a bar for hours and hours without getting shitfaced every shift

Methinks this is a uniquely Muddy problem

I know that I'm going to hate my self for this diagnosis, but I think that Muddy is suffering from Strip Club Road-trip Oversaturation Disorder, also known as SCROD.

It's completely untreatable and can only be controlled with intensive caning or, alternately, gender reassignment therapy. ( That's a lot more impressive sounding, and a lot more expensive, than a sex change operation.....)😂😉

What do you call the surgery when a man is changed into a woman?

A lopitoffamy.

What do you call the surgery to change a woman into a man?

An addadicktomy.

Lets schedule a lopitoffamy for Muddy, and twentyfive has been waiting decades for her addadicktomy.

Chippendales is holding national auditions!

chippendales.com

I've never been jealous of a dancer. I have been jealous of the son of a bitch that has a hot dancer on lockdown.
(Slowly hijacking thread back in a more tuscl - like direction)

I can't dance worth shit.
I can't carry a tune and
I'm certainly not pretty.

I have been watching dancers and thought "damn she's fit. I probably should get back into exercise"

not jealous of much. THey're still women and have to deal with gross men and the typical fears most women worry about. Plus sure some of these women be making bank, but i've met some folks who can proudly talk to bob and brag about making millions without worry of being shamed and I'm learning those same skill sets so I can make $1K a day. How often can these strippers run around on a random tuesday and talk to random susie about her work shift at the strip club