Paris? Mercedes? And what happens is there’s a really hot one you remember, and they announce her name to come on stage, you seat up on your bar stool in anticipation, and out walks some slob you never seen before
Some clever-ish Neveah, because they can explain that it is an almost backwards anagram of heaven.
And, of course, there is Toyota Camry. A far more practical girl-next-door name than Lexus or Mercedes or Tesla (though this rick loves the Teslas).
Fun fact: Skifredo bought his used Toyota minivan after meeting a girl that went by Toyota Sienna. Or so the rick has heard. Apparently she looked like a minivan. ROAR!!!
must be something that changes by generation. a decade or two ago the popular names used were:
kelly kayla dana maria starr hennessey tina
and more often than not you knew that just meeting any girl at most clubs with any of the above names for the very first time you were going to wind eventually getting lappers/vips from them.
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And what happens is there’s a really hot one you remember, and they announce her name to come on stage, you seat up on your bar stool in anticipation, and out walks some slob you never seen before
Diamond
Kitty
Luna
Lexi
Heaven
Isis used to be popular but not anymore 😬
Brittany
Jenna
PSD had a good list. I’d add:
Jade (Asians)
Candy
Dani
But I'm already terrible with names so why bother learning a fake stripper name?
And, of course, there is Toyota Camry. A far more practical girl-next-door name than Lexus or Mercedes or Tesla (though this rick loves the Teslas).
Fun fact: Skifredo bought his used Toyota minivan after meeting a girl that went by Toyota Sienna. Or so the rick has heard. Apparently she looked like a minivan. ROAR!!!
kelly
kayla
dana
maria
starr
hennessey
tina
and more often than not you knew that just meeting any girl at most clubs with any of the above names for the very first time you were going to wind eventually getting lappers/vips from them.
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