I guess it's kind if late but he still seems to be on his route.
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If you have kids they can track the Easter Bunny
Apr 9, 2023, 6:39 AM
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He's in Edmonton now, lol.
I had no idea Edmonton had gotten so built up.
He should be in California soon. 🤣
He's in New Mexico now. Honestly this is a trip watching him travel around the world. Lol.
This is better than pussy, lol.
He went to LA first then to the Bay Area. I hope he's coming to San Diego to end his route. That would be cool.
He's over my house. Lol.
3.1 billion baskets divered. He's fuckin' amazing. All done by magic.
Anderson Ape, I was enjoying your guileless tracking of the Easter bunny ‘til you said “This is better than pussy, lol.”
Please Anderson Ape, get some pussy. It will do you good. And I can assure you it is better than watching the Easter bunny tracker. Unless you’re trackin’ rickthebunny. That crazy sumbitch will give you some ideas about how to get pussy on Easter. ROAR!!!
Oowwwright!! Now I'll be able to shoot that wascawy wabbit!!
Hate to break it to you but..... Easter Bunny is not real. I know because Santa told me.
[scratches head]
Dave finds a children's mythical character more interesting than pussy. Now that's a shocker.
Happy fuckin Easter you fuckin motherfuckers!
Dave is just waiting for his annual Easter basket from his parents with some candy and a new video game.
Remember, Dave is 54 years old and has never had sex.
