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Call.Me.IshmaelRhode Island

... just go here.

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Muddy

Club ad? No

Lerouge Lounge is the finest strip club on the east coast.

Hottest women

Finest food

Best Dances

Greatest Drinks

A life of Luxury

Lerouge Lounge the one and only

Only real mean go to Lerouge Lounge. Classy, Sexy, Sharp, Sauve. Couldn't ask for more, straight out of a fantasy.

So come check New York City's hottest club. Do it now.

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Muddy

Listen up Lost_In_Space, that check better be in the mail. And I want free cover, free lapdances and drinks on the house. In the meantime we'll corral these lemmings into our little trap and suck 'em dry. They won't know what hit them.

Muhaha....Muhuhaha......MUHUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Muddy

^^^Whoopsie just ignore that, was meant for a PM. Founder could we just delete the above, thanks.

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mark94

Three clues. Mentions the bartenders name. Doesn’t describe anything about the dance other than it’s well worth it. Describes the food.

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JamesSD

Describes the food as a good value as opposed to just edible.

No mention of mileage. Club ads will never suggest anything illegal happens.

Most real reviews are very self centered, in this case it feels soulless and empty.

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blahblahblah23

^I actually feel like sometimes there are club ads making some places sound wilder than they typically are

And then some reviews make some wild places sound pretty tame 🤷🏼‍♀️

Still these reviews are a lot more honest than the average stripper bitches so I do appreciate this site.

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joewebber

"I went to the lap dance room with her and had no problem spending about $200 there at $20 a song."

pretty much sums it up

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motorhead

On one hand, it contains most of the details asked for in a good review, but then I looked at the reviewer’s other posts. Many are similar, so yeah it looks to be a shill review

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Not everyone goes to clubs looking for hookers. Most men don't. There are clubs I treat as regular bars and I rarely if ever get VIP. And I've gone to clubs for the food.

I see fake reviews getting published for clubs that have been closed for years. Fake reviews from bitter guys who couldn't find hookers... or calling out dancers. Those are more damaging to the sites credibility than detailed reviews with no mention of hookers.

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docsavage

It's too bad he couldn't add some photos of women who are obviously models instead of being strippers who actually work there.

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rickdugan

Shoot dude any time I want to read a club ad I need look no further than the 2,000 or so posted for Baby Dolls in Dallas, lol.

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Cashman1234

I’m sorry, if desertscrub doesn’t identify this as a club ad, you guys aren’t going to be able to convince me.

I’m surprised to read there is a buffet in Manhattan during Covid. I guess it’s safe since everyone must be vaxxed to go in.

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