I am turning 30 in 3 months. I dont want to still be a virgin by then. I get going to strip clubs offers a "chance" of something more. dating apps and meeting people have returned nothing. I am looking for something more direct at this point. any ideas would be appreciated. in Chicago.
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last commentGo to Detroit. Pop a Viagra.
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google.com
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The article is 10 hot spots for hookers in Chicago
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30 Jesus 😂
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What a fucking goober 😂
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Yeah, just look up the high mileage clubs on TUSCL, hopefully you’re not a psychopath, if you aren’t then bring money and have fun!
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I am just a normal guy. I rarely go out. social anxiety, low self esteem the whole shebang. never actually approached a girl in real life. the only times I have asked a girl out to hangout or something - rejection. dating apps no luck too.
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Dating apps have gone to utter shit these days. Find a running club or some other hobby-related group. Hit the weights (great for testosterone), put away the porn and hand lotion, read real books, see a therapist (and possibly a psychiatrist).
Strip clubs, including extras, are fun, but can't substitute for good old civvie cooch.
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Wish I knew more about Chicago and Detroit. A good brothel would really be the ticket. Good luck buddy.
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Honestly, it’s just about finding/knowing the right girls. You have to put yourself in situations to be around and get to know the freaky girls who fuck (whether strippers or civvies) and then it becomes easy. That’s what I’ve found personally.
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Work out. Do things that make you an interesting person. And its a numbers game. Go for girls in your league.
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I don’t even think it’s about having “game”. Even Dan Bilzerian (guy who’s fucked hundreds of girls) said he has no/bad game. He just puts himself in situations to get to know the hot/sexual girls. Works for me too.
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Dan Bilzerian has talked about the importance of status and behavior. Hes talked about seeing both extremes. Tall super good looking guy getting no girls and short ugly fat guys getting a lot.
Dating apps work well if you can demonstrate some sort of status or wealth on them. Just looking good alone wont do much… if you for example pretend to be a college athlete on there… youll get tons of matches even with a busted face, average body etc
You can also hire an escort instead of pursuing an extras stripper. Try to find an escort who offers GFE. Asian and latina escort agencies are more likely to offer that. Youll become more comfortable automatically, just going through that. To become even more acclimated, you should do DATY and even DATO on whoever you see.
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Im sure Chicago has a lot of escort agencies. I dont remember the names.
The value in the agency is similar to girls who work for a club, they work for an agency so they dont need to have a pimp or boyfriend pimp behind the scenes.
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Go to one of the legal brothels in Nevada. Pricey, but you'll get off.
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just don't do what I did. I got married to a girl I met in church.
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If you go to strip clubs in the some areas, extras are a pretty normal thing. Someone already mentioned Detroit, which seems like an easy option. If you want to make more of a vacation out of it, hit up someplace like Toronto or South Florida, or as mentioned hit the legal brothels in Nevada or go out of country and try the FKK's in Germany, Tijuana, Thailand, or any of the other famous sex tourism destinations.
I'm pretty sure if you've got a few hundred bucks in hand, and aren't giving off total whackjob vibes, you can get laid in pretty much any of those places without much trouble.
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The op troll is a whack job.
He claims to go to strip clubs. Reviews a club. Then asks if he can get laid in a club.
And has the mo of another troll on here. Asking repetitive asinine questions
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Icey why the attack? You went from supportive to hostile. Is everything okay with you mentally? I am not a whack job.
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^ ice is a troll, he posts what ever he thinks might get some attention. Responding to his posts is all he wants
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Stfu 20fag. Youre the most blocked person on here.
How many profiles do you have cacaplop????
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You can definitely get laid at the right clubs, but I’m wondering why a 30 year old isn’t slaying civilian pussy? Buying pussy at a strip club is for old married guys who don’t have civilian options. What’s going on here? Why aren’t the dating apps or meet market bars working?
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In all likelihood this is a troll post. While I would certainly classify Icey as a troll, in this particular case he does have a point that this post bears a striking resemblance that of something another regular troll persona would write. I'm still not convinced both of those usernames aren't in fact the same person, but that's another tangent.
That said, if we as a strip club site can't recognize that there are certainly some men who can't get laid for some reason there's really no reason for us not to offer up reasonable advice on how to get that done in a strip club. Maybe the guy works too much and can't find the time for a real relationship. Maybe he's socially awkward or developmentally challenged and has trouble picking up soccer moms or desperate sluts at last call. I don't see those as reasons to bash him and push him further into incel territory. Even if this particular post is a troll, it's reasonable for a google search to lead some other dude here seeking a similar answer.
This thread, despite likely being a troll post, is more on brand than the petty bickering and unhinged political rants that dominate the discussion boards.
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@iknowbetter some guys have it very tough. IMO If your an asian, phillipino , darker skinned arab or indian guy who wants a hot white girl… its going to be tough even if you have everything on point. If you have a foreign accent, even tougher.
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The thing is if hes having these sorts of issues, theres strippers who might end up scamming him. It might be better to pursue an escort for the first time, IMO, and later get into pursuing extras from strippers.
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I am a black guy. nerdy too. never been to a club until a few weeks ago. basically people told me I have to start going out more and interacting with people. I am learning everything from scratch
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I'm. not a troll. I have no reason to do that
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How tall? How big is your D?
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Youre all falling into rickymacrodongs troll trap. 🤡 💩
Anyways theres no science to paying a hooker to fuck. This thread is ridiculous
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6ft tall, small
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Sabiness... I was raised in a church environment and felt I needed to remain a virgin until I got married (which was at the age of 29.)
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I did date some and had some fun but out and out sex I held back. I even stayed true to my wife until I split from her 14 years ago. of course now looking back in retrospect I realize just how odd that is.
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@Sabiness - Just ignore Icey. He's a low level "pimp" in Vegas who admits to smoking weed (among other drugs) all day despite having a pacemaker implanted. He also doxxed himself via his personal Instagram, even showing a picture of himself, because his IQ is in the low-to-mid 70s. He also nearly killed himself a few years ago over his girl leaving him for a low-level drug dealer. He also espouses brain-dead far left politics and adds little to any conversation he's involved in.
Feel free to be like the rest of us and thump him about his tiny little head.
And welcome to TUSCL.
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Lolol Icey so you go around saying its me and yelling but once i ask the height or other measurements your like oh yeah now its rickys troll trap
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Hmmmmm who besides rickymacrodong makes threads with different accounts Askimg repetitive questions like this and obseesses over Bilzerian. 🤡 💩
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Chicago is closer to Toronto (which also has legal brothels). Or you could try a website like Tryst, and search for a Chicago escort who is "newbie friendly". Here's one: tryst.link
Social anxiety is very real. Good luck!
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What does bilzerian have to do with anything icey… i dont get it
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Get a hooker
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