Trolls
drewcareypnw
not the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
I mean really: turning up to a strip club review site and talking down to geriatric tricks is like going to a Shriners convention and hating on fezzes. You might hate fezzes, and you might even have a great reason to hate fezzes, but you're the one who went to downtown Fez-town. Or put another way, since we are pretty much all buying sex/sexuality at clubs (tricks) and the "strip club regular" demo skews old, isn't the fact that we are geriatric tricks kind of the point of TUSCL? And aren't you the one who's sought out the company of geriatric tricks? What did you expect, a bunch of smooth young ballers fucking strippers in the club bathroom for free? I bet not.
So what is the point then? Why troll at all? Well check this out, my dudes: I know a real live troll, he's an old college buddy of mine.
Read on...
A nice dude, really, with sort of a sick sense of humor and a TON of time on his hands. He manages the security guards at a museum, and most of his day is spent doing very very little while sitting in front of a computer. This is where the sick sense of humor comes in: until it closed this past year, he would goes to yahoo answers, and ask the most annoying question he could. Something that he knew would make someone mad, in the kind of "what an idiot I'm going to really tell this guy what a dunce he is" way. Then, my buddy would double down and ask the respondent a stupider clarifying question, and try to get the person to reply as many times as possible. The more answers, and the more angry the respondent, the more satisfaction my buddy would get. The only way to make it better was to use something one of the guys at work actually said as the initial question... this was the perfect perfect troll, at least in his mind.
He told me all about it over beers once, and really seemed to relish the way that he was able to wind people up, get a reaction out of them. I thought "fuuuuuhk my buddy is a real live troll!" And then, thought well what the fuck, if that's what he gets off on, then I guess it's pretty harmless. I used to know people that would go to bars to pick fistfights, and they thought that was great fun, so at least this isn't hurting anyone and is sort of interesting.
Anyway, it just occurred to me that your friendly neighborhood TUSCL troll might just be getting a kick out of winding you up. That is, your angry response is his payoff, and your 10th angry response is his high score for the month.
Maybe not, but maybe.
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And then someone I think is a legit tuscl guy trolls me while he’s on the pink site white knighting the same ho’s he’s on here disparaging.
It took him a while to figure out what I was doing 😋
But, go ahead, I'm not complaining about it.
You’ve got a bunch of older guys who are fine paying for sexual favors.
A troll with reasonable insight might see this and think - I can easily find a way to get a reaction from those old perverts - and I can escalate the trolling without concern about a moderator kicking me off the site.
Trolling is almost an art form when it is done in a smooth manner. Someone can establish themselves on a site and turn things quickly so that it pisses off large groups of the posters.
We are old perverts - who are easy targets. When we aren’t posting here, we are making sure kids stay off of our lawns.
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Yeah, that probably *is* the point of TUSCL. Most of the guys grow old gracefully and understand the difference between "dating" and paying for sex. But there's always a few that live in denial. The way I look at it, by being honest, we're saving them 10 years in therapy.
At least 80% of internet trolls are frickin’ zebras. Trolling is in their DNA 🧬 and they have a huge amount of time to troll because they’re frickin’ zebras.
Mystery solved. You apes move on to something interesting, like praising the ricks. ROAR!!!