Have a shot at doing a OTC hook up with a former dancer

why don't you give her $100 for a hour to test the waters before you dump $500.

OR

If you're getting her for $500 for the weekend I'd have her clean your krib, make dinner and do your laundry too. Tell her to use extra bleach on your undies to get all those skidmarks out from eating too many jalapeno chalupas from Taco Bell.

Lol omg ive missed this

Dats a expensive lot lizzards juice

Fuck you Jackie!

Well i used to fuck her all the time six years ago so i know she is good.

Brilliant idea on the cooking and cleaning part

^ you are getting the right idea with that avatar picture Juice!

Who am I kidding, you've already blown a hole in those undies from eating too many Fire Sauce packets.


I can relate, I had some deep dish pizza on Sunday and farted in my office so bad one of the fish in my aquarium died.

@JuiceBox69

The only thing better than waking up on a Saturday morning and having some great sex is if you continue to have fun sex throughout the entire weekend.

If you make it crystal clear to her that, “that is the plan” and she is into it, no cellphones, no mention of other things other than sex, food shower sleep, rinse and repeat all weekend.

I would recommend to get a nice clean room like a honey moon suite at an hotel to really make it happen.

I don’t know if you are asking our opinion, advice or just bragging about it, but those are my two cents.

And remember:

Pics and Vids or it didn’t happen.

:D

"Well i used to fuck her all the time six years ago so i know she is good."

I'm really not trolling you, but six years is a long fucking while in stripper time. Agree with shailynn. Knock that out in the parking lot to make sure it's not all used up. If she's that in need you're hearing from her out of the blue she's probably down for the corner lot special. Or if you're good with blowing the $500 let us know how it goes.

"Who am I kidding, you've already blown a hole in those undies from eating too many Fire Sauce packets."

I see the problem, shalynn. juice isn't supposed to eat the packets, just rip them open and drink what's inside. Duh!😷🔥🥵🤣