20 crazy Florida Man headlines that made the meme what it is today

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• mike710

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  4 years ago

  This must be where the nickname "Floriduh" came from.
• rickthelion

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  4 years ago

  Was the kitten denied entry to the club because of the kitten’s age or because of rank species-ism.
  
  If the club just wanted to protect the young ones that is ok. After all, we ricks have a strict “no cubs, no kittens, no apelings” policy. Gotta protect the young.
  
  But if it was some damn dirty ape lookin’ down on cats that is truly fucked up and that club manager is going to get a visit from a certain lion. A lion that will say a certain word. A word that rhymes with schmildebeest. And I think you know what will happen then. ROAR!!!
• ATACdawg

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  4 years ago

  Lol. You just can't make this stuff up.🤯
• Cashman1234

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  4 years ago

  The list is amazing - and bizarre.
  
  I’m still confused after reading they have a petting zoo at a detention center! Do local folks bring their kids to the prison to see animals?
  
• shadowcat

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  4 years ago

  Just another day in Floriduh.
  
  Florida man arrested after drive-thru meltdown over lack of lettuce.
  
  https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/flori…
• goldmongerATL

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  4 years ago

  The club already had a dancer named Kitten.
  
• shailynn

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  4 years ago

  Where’s the one about the old dude who spilled lasagna on a dancers lap and then she set his BWM on fire?
• twentyfive

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  4 years ago

  The irony of this appearing in the New York Post, I mean most Floriduhans are relocated New Yorkers
  LOL
• shadowcat

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  4 years ago

  GoldmongerATL - No. That was Follies in GA.
• Muddy

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  4 years ago

  The Post is just the best
• gammanu95

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  4 years ago

  I'm a little confused by two of those headlines.
  
  1) Residents are actually encouraged to kill invasive species like iguanas. Whether I stick a k-bar in the skull or feed them to a gator, what's the crime?
  
  2) How is removing a dangerous invasive python from the vastly important and dangerously fragile Everglades a "Florida Guy" thing?
• Eve

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  4 years ago

  ^ I guess cause we don't hear about normal-ish (are "snakeaholics" considered a norm?) people taking on big and dangerous reptilians from any other state as often as we hear about it in Florida?