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20 crazy Florida Man headlines that made the meme what it is today

jackslash
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5 yrs ago · 1 min read

"June 11, 2012: Florida man arrested for calling 911 after kitten denied entry into strip club"

And that's not the craziest one.

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mike710

This must be where the nickname "Floriduh" came from.

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rickthelion

Was the kitten denied entry to the club because of the kitten’s age or because of rank species-ism.

If the club just wanted to protect the young ones that is ok. After all, we ricks have a strict “no cubs, no kittens, no apelings” policy. Gotta protect the young.

But if it was some damn dirty ape lookin’ down on cats that is truly fucked up and that club manager is going to get a visit from a certain lion. A lion that will say a certain word. A word that rhymes with schmildebeest. And I think you know what will happen then. ROAR!!!

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ATACdawg

Lol. You just can't make this stuff up.🤯

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Cashman1234

The list is amazing - and bizarre.

I’m still confused after reading they have a petting zoo at a detention center! Do local folks bring their kids to the prison to see animals?

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shadowcat

Just another day in Floriduh.

Florida man arrested after drive-thru meltdown over lack of lettuce.

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goldmongerATL

The club already had a dancer named Kitten.

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shailynn

Where’s the one about the old dude who spilled lasagna on a dancers lap and then she set his BWM on fire?

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twentyfive

The irony of this appearing in the New York Post, I mean most Floriduhans are relocated New Yorkers LOL

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shadowcat

GoldmongerATL - No. That was Follies in GA.

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Muddy

The Post is just the best

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TheOne&Only

I'm a little confused by two of those headlines.

  1. Residents are actually encouraged to kill invasive species like iguanas. Whether I stick a k-bar in the skull or feed them to a gator, what's the crime?

  2. How is removing a dangerous invasive python from the vastly important and dangerously fragile Everglades a "Florida Guy" thing?

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Eve

^ I guess cause we don't hear about normal-ish (are "snakeaholics" considered a norm?) people taking on big and dangerous reptilians from any other state as often as we hear about it in Florida?

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