20 crazy Florida Man headlines that made the meme what it is today

This must be where the nickname "Floriduh" came from.

Was the kitten denied entry to the club because of the kitten’s age or because of rank species-ism.

If the club just wanted to protect the young ones that is ok. After all, we ricks have a strict “no cubs, no kittens, no apelings” policy. Gotta protect the young.

But if it was some damn dirty ape lookin’ down on cats that is truly fucked up and that club manager is going to get a visit from a certain lion. A lion that will say a certain word. A word that rhymes with schmildebeest. And I think you know what will happen then. ROAR!!!

Lol. You just can't make this stuff up.🤯

The list is amazing - and bizarre.

I’m still confused after reading they have a petting zoo at a detention center! Do local folks bring their kids to the prison to see animals?

Just another day in Floriduh.

Florida man arrested after drive-thru meltdown over lack of lettuce.

foxnews.com

The club already had a dancer named Kitten.

Where’s the one about the old dude who spilled lasagna on a dancers lap and then she set his BWM on fire?

The irony of this appearing in the New York Post, I mean most Floriduhans are relocated New Yorkers
LOL

GoldmongerATL - No. That was Follies in GA.

The Post is just the best

I'm a little confused by two of those headlines.

1. Residents are actually encouraged to kill invasive species like iguanas. Whether I stick a k-bar in the skull or feed them to a gator, what's the crime?

2. How is removing a dangerous invasive python from the vastly important and dangerously fragile Everglades a "Florida Guy" thing?

^ I guess cause we don't hear about normal-ish (are "snakeaholics" considered a norm?) people taking on big and dangerous reptilians from any other state as often as we hear about it in Florida?