WOuld you take her out on a public date with her?
TiburonEvery woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
This is Brandi Bae, she is probably Dr. Miami's favorite customer
i.redd.it (regular dress)
i.redd.it (ghetto faboulous)
i.redd.it (date night)
Would you take her out in public on a date?
I already know you'd fuck her on the dl because I FO SHO' know I definetely would.....on the DL.
Would I take her out in public where people can see us eating together?......Perhaps if it was a low volume town in a low volume, restaurant. And it would probably help if the place is perhaps customed to woman who look like blatent whores (not applebees or the like)
I think that counts as a yes.
What about you fine ladies and gentlemen?
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last commentI would want absolutely nothing to do with this monstrosity
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She looks like what happened when plastic surgery went wrong in the 80s. Id avoid her at all costs.
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No. I don't own a pick up truck!
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@shadowcat LMAO nice. Did you try dimming the lights?
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Uh............... NO.
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Nope.
Wouldn't fuck her either. Even if I had no arms and couldn't whack it, still a hard pass. Maybe if offered 7 figures I would.
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@Dolfan lmao she doesn't even have a net worth of 7 figures. Don't be silly billy haha. Ain't nobody paying you that. May 4 figures.
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Ha ha - no
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I don't own a backhoe and even if I did I wouldn't.
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is there actually a market for girls that look like this?
the only guy who wouldn't get funny stares while with her inside an eatery would be:
www.alamy.com
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She’s my type .. lol .. I like em trashy not classy .. I would take her to the opera ... formal even.. it’s just fun .. she’s made herself into a sex toy for men.. she belongs to the streets..
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I'm glad I'm old.......
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no thank you. not my body type.
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I'd go out with her as friends. The really bad butt job and toneless legs kill it for me.
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Papi Chulo probably has her cornered anyhow. :)
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^ lolol
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I'm not a type-A personally and thus don't like attracting attention to myself so I'd pass on being out in public with her but I'd probably get dances from her in da-club
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I remember when beautiful women looked like Cheryl Tiegs, Cindy Crawford, Christie Brinkley, Elle Macpherson, or Paulina Porizkova. When did outrageous caricatures of the female form become the new standard for beauty? I couldn't get it up for her with a crane. Nope, No Way.
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The prevalence of hip-hop probably has a lot to do with that look where even whitegirls are going for that look
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This is an extreme though
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Hell no! Way too big both up top and down below. She has more cheap plastic in her than a Walmart.
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Definitely not my type. But the fact that the internet says she's 25 years old, 5'2" tall, and CAUCASIAN is hilarious. That is one tiny ball of crazy!
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@Mah409 @Papi-CHulo despite your passive agressive biases, White woman for many years now have been THE number one race for most plastic surgery jobs in America, if not the world. WAY WAY WAY down below at a whopping 9% is hispanic and trailing behind them is AA, then asians, native americans. Wouldn't be suprised if this year asians were number 2. I think white woman for however long has long envied the fabled big booty judy. Only now is it socially acceptable and even encouraged on social media to get plastic surgery.
What a world we live in. I don't think hip hop started it, it just exascerbated it, since that is where you can see most bodacious women the easiest on the media.
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@Dudecreepin there's a innocent man. That's right my brutha. Let out the love....all over her chestiscles.
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Amd thats not Brandi bae the porn star. This is.
i.pinimg.com
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Heck yeah! She can carry me around tucked in her fun bags, and take me to the doctor’s office for some plastic surgery.
Sounds like a great date. 😋
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I just can't with the lips.
"She can carry me around tucked in her fun bags"
I call that Southern Comfort.
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I wouldn’t take her out in public but would fuck her.
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It's too much but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't fuck it.
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That's a hard pass!
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No thankyou
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I’d fuck her! But I’d fuck anything - so that’s not saying anything positive.
But, I’m not paying more because she’s got lots of surgery.
If she uses her look to charge more - and she doesn’t do filthy shit - I would pass.
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Hell no. But some PLs prob would.
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Now way. I like big tits even fake ones but that’s stupid. And that ass is even worse.
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Simple answer. Absolutely! Love the curves.
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@IceyLoco unless you meant that hypothetical, view some her of "new" stuff. It's her dude, she just cartoonishly enhanced herself. She has a natural vagina and a "ugly betty" pretty face, if the lips of soft, they still work baby WHOO WHOO
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Yuk - not public or private
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Oh hell no.
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Nasty. Someone pass the visine.
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That's a 'regular dress'?
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OMG!
What do you think this spinner lover's response is?
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Before all the Frankenstein work she was hot. Now she would probably give Wes craven nightmares. Shes scarier than a Michael myers sighting on Halloween.
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This is what plastic surgery looks like when you go to Dominican Republic and other third world places where the FDA isn’t a thing. FYI. Also yikes.
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This looks like many of the dancers pics from BONEDIN that those losers go gaga over.
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Would fuck for the experience...
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No
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We gotta call out this line
I love how certain Tiburon is that EVERYBOIDY else is even attracted to this in the least bit.
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^
You beat me to it with that comment. There is no way in or out of Hell that I'd have any interest in that sow! Hell, even her tits look like they have cellulite!
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LMAO, I laaughed so hard at all the comments. You guys are killing me....or is it her heavy ass on my lungs
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