OT: Dick Smells

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WILLYSGOTAHUCOW
I fucked a girl ITC with Saturday and my dick still smells like a subway. I wore a condom and kept the exchange to 10 minutes. What gives? And what body wash works? I tried Axe and Irish Spring.

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Try ciproflaxin.
Uh oh man. That’s why I gotta keep disinfectant wipes in the car. Wipe your junk down before you head home.
Time to quarantine your dick for 2 weeks.
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WILLYSGOTAHUCOW
4 years ago
I put on two pairs of boxers and thick jeans and can still smell it. Pray for me tonight.
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Muddy
USA
4 years ago
This is probably on topic to be totally honest.
10 minutes, was 9 of that trying to put the condom on?
You probably got a case of jock itch. Get some over the counter antifungal cream (like lamisil) before it gets bad. The girl probably had a yeast infection. If that doesn’t work you gotta hit the doc up!
What sub does your dick smell like?

Subway has a wide variety of subs.

I’m more familiar with Jersey Mikes menu.
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TheeOSU
FUCK IT!
4 years ago
Lol @ this whole thread!
Translation: I fucked this girl BB for one minute because it felt so good, but when I was done I wish I hadn't. 😉

For these special moments, body wash ain't gonna' cut it. You need to get your hands on a strong antibacterial bar soap and do the job right. Either Dial and Safeguard should do the trick, but you may need to scrub and rinse a few times if it's that bad. And don't use a loufah either body wash boy - get a rough hand towel and scrub those parts down good.
@Cash, you made me spit out my coffee!!
My dick doesn't stink but I always use body wipes before letting a bitch suck it
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winex
4 years ago
@Icey - what do you do to get the smell of doggy breath off of you afterwards?
I have your mom use mouthwash before sucking me off
Bleach wipes are the best way to go. Wipe your junk with one. Use another to chew on if you did some DATY.
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