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OT: Dick Smells

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WILLYSGOTAHUCOW

I fucked a girl ITC with Saturday and my dick still smells like a subway. I wore a condom and kept the exchange to 10 minutes. What gives? And what body wash works? I tried Axe and Irish Spring.

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pistola

Uh oh man. That’s why I gotta keep disinfectant wipes in the car. Wipe your junk down before you head home.

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Eve

Time to quarantine your dick for 2 weeks.

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WILLYSGOTAHUCOW

I put on two pairs of boxers and thick jeans and can still smell it. Pray for me tonight.

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Muddy

This is probably on topic to be totally honest.

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shailynn

10 minutes, was 9 of that trying to put the condom on?

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cranknyank

You probably got a case of jock itch. Get some over the counter antifungal cream (like lamisil) before it gets bad. The girl probably had a yeast infection. If that doesn’t work you gotta hit the doc up!

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Cashman1234

What sub does your dick smell like?

Subway has a wide variety of subs.

I’m more familiar with Jersey Mikes menu.

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TheeOSU

Lol @ this whole thread!

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rickdugan

Translation: I fucked this girl BB for one minute because it felt so good, but when I was done I wish I hadn't. 😉

For these special moments, body wash ain't gonna' cut it. You need to get your hands on a strong antibacterial bar soap and do the job right. Either Dial and Safeguard should do the trick, but you may need to scrub and rinse a few times if it's that bad. And don't use a loufah either body wash boy - get a rough hand towel and scrub those parts down good.

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Icey

My dick doesn't stink but I always use body wipes before letting a bitch suck it

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winex

@Icey - what do you do to get the smell of doggy breath off of you afterwards?

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Icey

I have your mom use mouthwash before sucking me off

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Nidan111

Bleach wipes are the best way to go. Wipe your junk with one. Use another to chew on if you did some DATY.

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