Favorite/Least favorite euphemisms for female anatomy

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gammanu95
Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
Favorite: Chesticles

Least: Gash, it's just too crude and ignorant (the first time I heard it, I thought the speaker was saying the dancer in question had some huge gruesome scar)

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Tetradon
4 years ago
For the top
Favorite: Tits (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTdubDYH…)
Least: Milkins (I'm not into lactation)

For the bottom
Favorite: Pussy (it's a classic)
Least: Snatch (makes me think of STDs)
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pistola
4 years ago
Top fav - Pillows
Top worst - Udders

Bottom Fav - Cookie
Bottom Worst - Pisshole
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Icey
4 years ago
Worst cunt

Favorite pussy
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skibum609
4 years ago
Top - Fun Bags good/tits bad

Bottom - Pussy good/cunt bad
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datinman
4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF7d-Hdj…
Favorite : Hooters
Least : Golden Bozos
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SaltyNuts
4 years ago
bearded clam/gash that never heals
boobs/mammeries
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DeclineToState
4 years ago
C Word = Bad, low class
Remember that tv show Inside the Actor's Studio where the host would at end of interview ask the actor what are the actor's favorite word and least favorite word and why.
Jude Law said his fave word is the C Word. What a dbag.
Robin Williams on the other hand said it was his least fave word.
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NAAAASTY
4 years ago
of the common ones...

best: tiddies worst: tatas
best: kitty worst: vajayjay, hoo-ha

NAAAASTY
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nicespice
4 years ago
Most favorite: “I want you to park that big MackTruck right in this little garage”

Least favorite: “that little dangly dang That swang in the back of my throat”
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Cashman1234
4 years ago
Best: tittays, cans, pussy, hoo haa

Worst: hooters, bearded clam, c word, vagina (too clinical)

I’m still undecided if - wang dang sweet poon tang - is too wordy?

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Cashman1234
4 years ago
A question - I’ve heard folks refer to a dancer’s moneymaker(s) - is that a reference to her tits or her ass?
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gammanu95
4 years ago
Meat curtains. Just as amusing as "chesticles".
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DeclineToState
4 years ago
->@Cashman: "I’m still undecided if - wang dang sweet poon tang - is too wordy?"

Ted Nugent and fans would say no
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