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Favorite/Least favorite euphemisms for female anatomy

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gammanu95Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?

Favorite: Chesticles

Least: Gash, it's just too crude and ignorant (the first time I heard it, I thought the speaker was saying the dancer in question had some huge gruesome scar)

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Tetradon

For the top

Favorite: Tits (www.youtube.com)

Least: Milkins (I'm not into lactation)

For the bottom

Favorite: Pussy (it's a classic)

Least: Snatch (makes me think of STDs)

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pistola

Top fav - Pillows

Top worst - Udders

Bottom Fav - Cookie

Bottom Worst - Pisshole

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Icey

Worst cunt

Favorite pussy

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skibum609

Top - Fun Bags good/tits bad

Bottom - Pussy good/cunt bad

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SaltyNuts

bearded clam/gash that never heals

boobs/mammeries

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DeclineToState

C Word = Bad, low class

Remember that tv show Inside the Actor's Studio where the host would at end of interview ask the actor what are the actor's favorite word and least favorite word and why.

Jude Law said his fave word is the C Word. What a dbag.

Robin Williams on the other hand said it was his least fave word.

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NAAAASTY

of the common ones...

best: tiddies worst: tatas

best: kitty worst: vajayjay, hoo-ha

NAAAASTY

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nicespice

Most favorite: “I want you to park that big MackTruck right in this little garage”

Least favorite: “that little dangly dang That swang in the back of my throat”

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Cashman1234

Best: tittays, cans, pussy, hoo haa

Worst: hooters, bearded clam, c word, vagina (too clinical)

I’m still undecided if - wang dang sweet poon tang - is too wordy?

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Cashman1234

A question - I’ve heard folks refer to a dancer’s moneymaker(s) - is that a reference to her tits or her ass?

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gammanu95

Meat curtains. Just as amusing as "chesticles".

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DeclineToState

->@Cashman: "I’m still undecided if - wang dang sweet poon tang - is too wordy?"

Ted Nugent and fans would say no

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