Favorite/Least favorite euphemisms for female anatomy

For the top
Favorite: Tits (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTdubDYH…)
Least: Milkins (I'm not into lactation)

For the bottom
Favorite: Pussy (it's a classic)
Least: Snatch (makes me think of STDs)

Top fav - Pillows
Top worst - Udders

Bottom Fav - Cookie
Bottom Worst - Pisshole

Worst cunt

Favorite pussy

Top - Fun Bags good/tits bad

Bottom - Pussy good/cunt bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF7d-Hdj…
Favorite : Hooters
Least : Golden Bozos

bearded clam/gash that never heals
boobs/mammeries

C Word = Bad, low class
Remember that tv show Inside the Actor's Studio where the host would at end of interview ask the actor what are the actor's favorite word and least favorite word and why.
Jude Law said his fave word is the C Word. What a dbag.
Robin Williams on the other hand said it was his least fave word.

of the common ones...

best: tiddies worst: tatas
best: kitty worst: vajayjay, hoo-ha

NAAAASTY

Most favorite: “I want you to park that big MackTruck right in this little garage”

Least favorite: “that little dangly dang That swang in the back of my throat”

Best: tittays, cans, pussy, hoo haa

Worst: hooters, bearded clam, c word, vagina (too clinical)

I’m still undecided if - wang dang sweet poon tang - is too wordy?

A question - I’ve heard folks refer to a dancer’s moneymaker(s) - is that a reference to her tits or her ass?

Meat curtains. Just as amusing as "chesticles".

->@Cashman: "I’m still undecided if - wang dang sweet poon tang - is too wordy?"

Ted Nugent and fans would say no