This is a discussion so all pl can make fun of me and give me shit like i deserve.
Countryman
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Jump to latestFuck you, Cuntry!
Is this the TUSCL version of "roast me."
@ cc99 yes
@sirlapdancealot that's the spirit
^ STFU!!!
Come on flagooner i know you cant resist
How do you get extras at Hong Kong Gentlemen’s Club?
LDK is life, bitch!
Extras are anything out of the normal service. Extras at honk kong would be gfe. Dfk bbbj greek threesome where chicas play with one another
flagoo is running low on fruitcups just wait for it louisville slacker, he won’t pass up a good opportunity;))
Twentyfive lol
Will you ever transition to eskimos?
I hear things get steamy in them igloos.
When are you going to grow up and be a real monger and go to a European FKK? Fuck TJ. It's for wannabe mongers.
This might just be the most retarded thread ever. WTF.
@ sirlapdancealot have no interest in german fkk.
@ flagooner is that the best you can do?
@ flagooner i am depending on you
^ He's dehydrated he's been standing in that cafeteria line for two hours, waiting on his fruitcup, have some patience louisville slacker ;)
@Cuntfreeman why don't you like German FKKs?
Also if you like the Latinas, FYI my best buddy used to take these all expenses paid trips into Columbia where he stayed at a nice resort where they would hook him up with the finest prostitutes. He showed me pics of his ho and she was smoking hot. He's a doctor and could afford it so maybe it is out of the price range of a cheap TJ bitch like you.
Lol i will just stick to my cheap tj whores lol
^ Chumpyman!
What happened to your first HK girl? Did you ever break down and marry her? It was the one you wouldn’t stop talking about for 3 months straight.
LOL good point @pistola
@Chumpyman, you piece of shit, didn't you change your avatar to a pic of her back then? As a more veteran PL now, do you understand that changing you avatar to that of your fave is an RIL move?
It wasn't the HK girl but he met his actual DS who moved in with him and then he fucked it up by cheating on her with her best friend and cousin.
How could you be so stupid countryman? She was even willing to go to TJ with you and let you take Tonatsi arriba. You basically struck a goldmine and then threw it away. Why did you have to fuck it all up by being so impulsive?
Tonatsi that was it! He was talking about how great she was nonstop and blah blah. Finally when posted her pic I was like that’s a solid 5.8 and she looks like she takes really smelly shits.
5.8 that's very specific lol.
Another, but I had already tagged this one as such. But you could probably tell just by who wrote it.
Cc99 because i refuse to give my heart out. Pussy is pussy. She ain't giving it up another latina will. Plus i prefer mexican chicas over cubans
So to me i did not fuck anything up i get all the pussy i want. As far as beautiful tonatsi she is back in her hometown and we text on whats app everyday
I fucked Tonatsi when I was in TJ a few months ago. Damn, I didn't know that was @Cuntrytard's girl. The only reason I chose her was I thought $25 was a bargain. I didn't realize I'd have to pay for a penicillin shot and pubic lice shampoo on top of it.
BTW, @pistola, I don't know about her shits, but her breath smelled of splooge after I got done with her.
@flag Also in a year or so you may need to buy some makeup and lip balm for those new "cold sores" on your lips.
Damn!!!!
She was one skanky whore.
Thats the spirit flagooner just when i thought you was weak.
Tonatsi comes with a money back guarantee. Guaranteed you're gonna want your money back.
And here I was wondering who the real retard was and CC snuck in under the radar lol
Cman must be that truck driver that drives in the middle lane and doesn't get the fuck over because he's texting whores all day on whatsapp
25 I could smell his mangina as soon as he posted!
So its retarded to stay faithful to a girl who loves you as opposed to thinking with your dick and boning her best friend and cousin because you felt like it? You guys have a lot of concepts completely reversed.
You never know when a girl is going to love you again, hell it may never happen. You can't take that shit for granted and be stupid when you do find it.
^^^^^ Girl loves you?
You are setting your self up to get stuck in a Roach Motel, just like I did.
SJG
So you just don't think it exists or happens?
That's insane.
^ or if you aren't such a narcissist and don't just think only for yourself, you may be setting yourself up for a happy marriage, just like some do.
^ meant for san_jose_creep
How is the word love getting intertwined with whores from TJ?
DC sounds like the type who would marry a pornstar because she is a person too and then get butthurt and sleep on the couch when his pornstar wife does a bukake scene with 20 giant cocks.
@ pistola my road im bigger than you are im the truck in the hammer lane blowing your doors off
^hahaha stop jackin off to fat Mexican whores when driving your rig
Countryman is a monger and proud to express it in clear terms.
This monger has been through much and is living his life his way.
If he enjoys Latinas and TJ too much, that's his choice.
Who he rates a 10 is his choice too.
^No, not true. He must first get signoff from 3 TUSCL veterans before he can rate anyone a 10.
I give my signoff, flagooner are you signing off?
We need one more TUSCL to sign off.
Countryman5434 - "This is a discussion so all pl can make fun of me and give me shit like i deserve."
you don't deserve anything ... not even shit.
.... you are welcome
No, I don't give him my endorsement. He rates filthy, stanky Mexican whores a 10.
With all this talk Countryman hasn’t posted one pic of a gal I’d make an effort to bang. Maybe that cheap generic viagara he’s buying in Mexico is fucking up his eyeballs.
@ pistola here you go. pinterest.com
^She’s pretty hot I rate her 3.14 Pi baby


Then you would need to change your name to Louisville Guy .