How many pairs of titties have you touched?

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WILLYSGOTAWOMAN
New Jersey
including clubbing obviously. i kind of wish i had a record. i know i'm way into triple digits.

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twentyfive
6 years ago
Touch one pair and you wanna touch them all ;)
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Warrior15
6 years ago
Oh my goodness. Well let's do some math. I don't go into a strip club unless two way touching is on the table.

38 years of clubbing
20 visits to SC per year
2 sets of titties on each visit.
That math says 1,520 .

Is that a lot ?
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Warrior15
6 years ago
I guess I should add those outside of strip clubs. I'm gonna guess another 200 on top of the strip club number.
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reverendhornibastard
6 years ago
Do I get to count my pet hamsters?
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gSteph
6 years ago
Well, I'm a newbie and I'm keeping a list (I keep lists of various pleasures, camping, nude swims in mtn lakes, stargazing sights) so I can quantify closely.
10 strippers (some multiple times), 1 spouse, 6 previous relationships, maybe half a dozen that didn't get past petting, oh and one I kinda caught as she stumbled into arms at a remote hot springs.
Couple dozen. Got work to do to catch up with most of you.
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Piggie
6 years ago
Wow, triple digits is impressive. I'm amono
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Papi_Chulo
6 years ago
Can't say for sure but over 18 years of clubbing 1000 min and probably closer to 3000 given that I almost always get with multiple dancers in a visit
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Piggie
6 years ago
I'm a monogamous- serial grouper, I group one set for a while, then move on to the next set.
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Piggie
6 years ago
*groper *
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WILLYSGOTAWOMAN
6 years ago
damn papi 3,000!
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WILLYSGOTAWOMAN
6 years ago
parameters are titties are on display for your inspection and you inspect them
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clres007
6 years ago
Definitely 3 digits at least!
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flagooner
6 years ago
I felt myself up earlier today. Does that count if I'm a B-cup?
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GoVikings
6 years ago
*shrugs shoulders*
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twentyfive
6 years ago
Titties were made to be touched ................................and more
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Call.Me.Ishmael
6 years ago
Not enough.
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Corvus
6 years ago
857, exactly
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Icey
6 years ago
You should ask how many pairs of tits have you touched without having to hand over money to do so....
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Corvus
6 years ago
Just back from the club, 863 is the new total.
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bang69
6 years ago
Lost count after 1,500
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Longball300
6 years ago
Every time is like the first.... my numbers are probably very similar to Warrior's.... I'll go with ~ 2000 pairs; with the criteria being hands and/or mouth on bare boobies. Some nights in a club were 0 boobies; others were multiple clubs in a night and the boobie count was like 8-10. Hard to put an exact number on it.
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Cashman1234
6 years ago
I have no idea - but I’m sure it’s an even number! Lol!
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Warrenboy75
6 years ago
Are there enough spare commas out there for me to use......the answer is one less pair than i want to touch.
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Cristobal
6 years ago
I don't think they have to be bare, I touched plenty in bikini tops, over the tank top, etc.

So many boobies.

I don't think I can really put a number to it but recollecting has put me in the mood to eat some melons.
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DoctorDarby
6 years ago
Do titty smudges on my glasses count as "touching?" It would add significantly to my total . ..
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JamesSD
6 years ago
Between 50 and 100 pairs
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rl27
6 years ago
I only count one pair once, regardless of how many times I have touched them. I did a quick count based off memory and came up with at least 110 different pairs of tits, and it's probably closer to 150.
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ATACdawg
6 years ago
Are we counting unique pairs (one pair per girl) or total number groped?

If the former, 38. If the latter, about 600.
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MackTruck
6 years ago
I touched them all. I da pimp troll
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