Q. What can a stripper say to ruin your OTC meeting?
A. "Oh, I used to have a dick just like yours." A. "My boyfriend is an MMA fighter." A. "No, I don't have a husband. He died of AIDS." A. "I have explosive diarrhea."
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Q. What can a stripper say to ruin your OTC meeting?
A. "Oh, I used to have a dick just like yours." A. "My boyfriend is an MMA fighter." A. "No, I don't have a husband. He died of AIDS." A. "I have explosive diarrhea."
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As long as he isn't around I could deal with the second one. She is probably doing OTC because he can't satisfy her after the side effects from excessive steroid use.
All of the others are complete boner killers.
How about “wow, never saw one that small before”
“Would you mind helping me by picking the ticks out of my butt crack?”
"You look like you make nice babies."
"Sorry I'm late, my boyfriend was just released from prison... "
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