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What can a stripper say to ruin your OTC meeting?

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Q. What can a stripper say to ruin your OTC meeting?

A. "Oh, I used to have a dick just like yours."
A. "My boyfriend is an MMA fighter."
A. "No, I don't have a husband. He died of AIDS."
A. "I have explosive diarrhea."

5 comments

  • whodey
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    6 years ago
    As long as he isn't around I could deal with the second one. She is probably doing OTC because he can't satisfy her after the side effects from excessive steroid use.

    All of the others are complete boner killers.
  • carolynne
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    6 years ago
    How about “wow, never saw one that small before”
  • reverendhornibastard
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    6 years ago
    “Would you mind helping me by picking the ticks out of my butt crack?”
  • rickdugan
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    6 years ago
    "You look like you make nice babies."
  • Cristobal
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    6 years ago
    "Sorry I'm late, my boyfriend was just released from prison... "
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