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Blue Balls

Nov 13, 2018, 10:39 AM

I recently went to an air dance club and I left with blue balls. When I left I was hungry so I stopped at Taco Bell and ate down a couple of bean burritos. They were okay but I ended up regretting it later. I went home and was taking care of my blue balls, you know what I mean. Right when things were getting good it hit me. I wish I did not eat Taco Bell because I felt the pressure and it was stronger than my nut. I had to stop and go to the bathroom and this killed the mood.

Any of you ever have nature call in the middle of pleasuring yourself?

comments (14)

Chilli_Powdurr7 years ago

Would it help if I got a butt plug?

Uprightcitizen7 years ago

Brown Ballz > Blue Ballz

Warrior157 years ago

LOL. Some stories about myself I would just not tell. But thanks for sharing.

Vantablack7 years ago

You ever wonder why Taco Bell never has a built-in play place?

It's too hard to have fun when you're trying not to shit yourself

flagooner7 years ago

Foreskin

twentyfive7 years ago

Even if it’s true it’s very funny this post made me laugh so hard.

Liwet7 years ago

In my experience, a post shit orgasm is pretty delightful.

Mate277 years ago

Lol! I thought OP was going to say he jerked off with hot sauce from Taco Bell, and his balls were blue after burning red.

JuiceBox697 years ago

Lmao what is wrong with you guys lol

san_jose_guy7 years ago

Best is front room makeout session, then back room FS, then take your girl home with you.

When there is no better option, DATYing the girl in the dance booth has always worked well for me. Zero risk of blue balls. And she instinctively sees that you are saving your load for her, making her all the more likely to end up in bed with you.

Buying ejaculation services ( BJ 'till completion or LDK ) is just using money to exacerbate your own sexual frustration.

SJG

nicespice7 years ago

Smash that like button.

MackTruck7 years ago

I spit my sandwich out! Lmao

MackTruck7 years ago

Smash that like button

Chilli_Powdurr7 years ago

This is not funny guys. This is a true story