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Morning Wood

flagooner
flagooner136387

Everything written by this member is a fact.

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

Am I the only one on here over 40 who still wakes up with a boner at least once a week?

This question does not apply to the strippers but does apply to Nicole.

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twentyfive

Here’s some morning wood you can use

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joc13

I still do on occasion and there seems to be no predictable pattern as to why

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rajtap
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Warrenboy75

Yep---always have, guessing until I get so old I am gumming my food will.

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Papi_Chulo

Rarely even when I was young. Don't think I've even had those so-called wet-dreams.

How does it feel to know that you've been hitting on a dude for this long then

Actually. What I meant to say in my previous comment was: I didn't know I had a penis, but thx 4 letting me know :)

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Warrior15

Over 40? Man, you've been over 40 for a few decades now ! :-)

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georgmicrodong

Two or three times a week.

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shailynn

That’s because the nurses give you viagra each night so you have a pole and won’t roll out of the bed in the nursing home.

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Trish_Club_Lust

I am good at chopping down morning wood.

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shanny72

Like clockwork.

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Book Guy

It's healthy. Something about circulation and the valves needing lubrication or something. If you don't have nocturnal (including morning) erections you should contact a urologist.

I have morning wood too

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JAprufrock

All the time. At my age (53) I get up about two times a night to piss and usually have a hard-on. I'm grateful. No wet dream in the last 36 years or so, so that's good.

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playfulsteve

44 here, not every morning, but typically. If you don't, you better go see the doc, its a telltale sign you have heart/circulation issues! I can say from experience, that smoking cigs is the no.1 quickest way to get back to a more healthy lifestyle........ waking up in the morning with wood brings a smile to my face.......just means playfulsteve is still healthy!

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playfulsteve

edit STOP smoking cigs I meant.

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