Morning Wood

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flagooner
Everything written by this member is a fact.
Am I the only one on here over 40 who still wakes up with a boner at least once a week?

This question does not apply to the strippers but does apply to Nicole.

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twentyfive
6 years ago
Here’s some morning wood you can use

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joc13
6 years ago
I still do on occasion and there seems to be no predictable pattern as to why
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Warrenboy75
6 years ago
Yep---always have, guessing until I get so old I am gumming my food will.
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Papi_Chulo
6 years ago
Rarely even when I was young. Don't think I've even had those so-called wet-dreams.
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How does it feel to know that you've been hitting on a dude for this long then
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Actually. What I meant to say in my previous comment was: I didn't know I had a penis, but thx 4 letting me know :)
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
I woke up this morning with wood. I had to pee.
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Warrior15
6 years ago
Over 40? Man, you've been over 40 for a few decades now ! :-)
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georgmicrodong
6 years ago
Two or three times a week.
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shailynn
6 years ago
That’s because the nurses give you viagra each night so you have a pole and won’t roll out of the bed in the nursing home.
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Trish_Club_Lust
6 years ago
I am good at chopping down morning wood.
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shanny72
6 years ago
Like clockwork.
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Book Guy
6 years ago
It's healthy. Something about circulation and the valves needing lubrication or something. If you don't have nocturnal (including morning) erections you should contact a urologist.
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I have morning wood too
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JAprufrock
6 years ago
All the time. At my age (53) I get up about two times a night to piss and usually have a hard-on. I'm grateful.
No wet dream in the last 36 years or so, so that's good.
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playfulsteve
6 years ago
44 here, not every morning, but typically. If you don't, you better go see the doc, its a telltale sign you have heart/circulation issues! I can say from experience, that smoking cigs is the no.1 quickest way to get back to a more healthy lifestyle........ waking up in the morning with wood brings a smile to my face.......just means playfulsteve is still healthy!
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playfulsteve
6 years ago
edit STOP smoking cigs I meant.
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